People actually clicked this i'm going into shock
its been so long if I repeat a stale joke im so sorry-
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D: Roy is as old as dirt so he probably unlocked the secrets of the universe like master shifu
R: bitch i'm 18
W: Wise man, tell me the secrets of the universe
R: 50% of Canada is the letter A
W: WAIT-
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D: I want someone to take me out
W: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?
D: Surprise me
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D: I've connected the two dots
R: You didn't connect shit
D: I'VE CONNECTED THEM
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W: WHAT THE FUCKKABVBS
D: what
W: My teacher basically said "you should be teaching yourself the material"
W: SO HOW AM I,
W: THE DUMBEST PERSON I KNOW,
W: SUPPOSED TO TEACH ME, THE OTHER DUMBEST PERSON I KNOW
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D: u free?
D: nvm don't answer that you're always free
W: i-
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R: I have the sharpest memory. Name ONE time I forgot something.
W: u left me in the parking lot 2 weeks ago
R: I did that on purpose
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R: I've been in 7 car accidents this year, y'all can't tell me God doesn't have a plan for me
D: it sounds like he's tryna kill u
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D: if u step on a person's foot, they open their mouths just like trash cans
W: LMAO IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
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W: DICK
W: YOU NEED THIS
W:
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D: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
