Dear Diary,
Today is January 6, 2018, and so far, I hate this year. First off, Bubbles had to give me this stupid thing, and I hate it, hate it. Second, Mitch is a pervert, then again when is he not. Third, Butch is dragging me to the strip club with him, Brute and Breaker. Kill me.
I don't wanna go to the strip club, but because I have to be a good friends I have to go. UGHHHHH. I'll check in later,
If I dont rip this thing apart...
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The green eyed ravenette walked up to the apartment door of the one and only, Butch Jojo. Her face soured even more as he walked out to greet her, in only his boxers. Only. Buttercup Utonium was created to be the toughest fighter, but even Buttercup can't fight the fact the her counterpart in a perverted idiot. And that's the only reason she's there. To be the sober friend, though Breaker is known to refuse a drink, he's to easy to over power. Buttercup sighed as she plopped on the couch before hearing Butch yell,
"I'll be ready in a minute!" Buttercup rolled her eyes.
"I was purposely late for a reason..." she mumbled pulling out her phone to look at social media.
A couple minutes later the squad was ready, so in true RowdyRuff Boy style, they stole Brick's car. But not without a few profanities yelled at them.
As the group walked inside they split boy and girls.
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Okay, so Brute literally dragged me into the bathroom then she started to talk about boys. And then this poor girl walks in and Brute slaps her.
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Buttercup's hands covered her mouth as she began to laugh at the flustered woman and Brute.
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Butch looked for a place a the bar not before spotting Buttercup dragging Brute out of the bathroom, scolding her. And Butch being the idiot that he is had already had 14 shots, and was just a little drunk.
[Scale of drunkenness: 1-10 (Butch:7)]
Butch stumbled over to the two girls and before Buttercup could say anything, there were a very unwanted pair of hands on her very personal chest.
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Moral of the story,
Don't be Butch.
~Buttercup Utonium~
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Oneshots -Powerpuff Girls
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