Our World ~Father! Guanhai And Kids! TFBOYS~ (DISCONTINUED)

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It was a quiet afternoon, Guanhai had just finished his coffee and was about to go to sleep. He gave the kids a bunch of papers and crayons before making that cup of coffee so he won't have anyone bothering his nap time. Well, that's what he thought before Wang Yuan ran in the room with a huge smile on his face.

"Da-da! Wook! I dwew a picture of me, you, Xiao Kai Gege and Qian Qian!" He exclaimed happily, bouncing up and down on his toes while showing the drawing to Guanhai.

"Wow! That's pretty good for a three year old!" The adult responded with an impressed tone. "This is in fact, too good! We have to pin it to the fridge!"

"Dad wait!" Called out Junkai, running into the kitchen as well. "My drawing is more detailed and prettier! Pin mine!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YEAH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YEAH-HUH!"

"Uh guys..." Said Guanhai slowly, not wanting to deal with the fights between his two children. "How about all of us handle this situation in a more gentle situation?"

"What situation? This is all so fucking chiwdish." Grumbled a distressed Qian Xi who also walked into the kitchen with a drawing in his hands.

Junkai gasped. "Dad! Qian Xi just said the 'F' word!"

Guanhai glared. "Okay champ, where the hell did you learn those words?!" He demanded.

The youngest innocently stared at him. "I only leawnt it fwom none othew than da-da who cuwse on the woad at wandom people. Pwus, da-da nevew said it was bad so fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck f—"

"Okay Qian Xi.. we get it, you're too smart for your age." Sighed Guanhai, rolling his eyes. "Please! Do not say it in public or I would probably win the worse father award!"

The younger rolled his eyes. "Whatevew, da-da, if you don't know who to pick fow the dwawings, pick mine instead since I'm handling this mowe matuwely."

"SAYS THE GUY WHO DOESN'T PRONOUNCE WORDS RIGHT! BOTH OF YOU." Grumbled Junkai.

"Well fuck you gege."

"DAD!"

And a splitting headache occurred in Guanhai's head. "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! ENOUGH! FOR THE SAKE OF THE LORD, KAMI, THE AUTHOR, THE READERS, AND FOR MY SANITY! PLEASE STOP FIGHTING AND LETS SETTLE THIS IN A NICE AND GENTLE WAY!"

The three of them stopped their argument and sat down quietly. Their drawings placed right in front of them as they looked down at the floor guiltily. The parent immediately picked up all three drawings and sighed.

"These three drawings are lovely drawings, what makes you think that I won't pin all three? I love the three of these drawings equally, just like how I love the three of you equally." He exclaimed with smile, which made the three of his son's smile too.

Their bonding didn't last for long when Yuan broke the silence. "Um, da-da, but you wove me mowe wight?" He said.

Guanhai's eyes widened and was about to reply but got cut off by his oldest son. "Nuh-uh! Dad should love me more since I'm his oldest son!"

Qian Xi rolled his eyes. "This is so chiwdish.. but still.. da-da, you should have a favouwite son because not all of us could be youw favouwite."

"And why not?"

"That's not how soci-soci—"

"Society?

"Yeah, society wowks." Finished Qian Xi proudly, crossing his arms in such a manor which made Guanhai want to flip his youngest child over a table for being so smart and mature for his age.

"Well Qian Xi, in my society, it works, and you will just have to deal with it. I love the three of you just th—"

"But who do you wove mowe?" Asked Yuan one more time, giving him the puppy dog eyes. "Oh come on da-da! You should know the answew!"

"Actually I do—"

"Yes dad, you should know! That the answer is me right?" Said Junkai, somehow randomly standing on a stool with a proud and prideful face. "I'm the most handsome son, the most prettier son, and the tallest son, therefore, you should love me right, for being the most mature? I even speak properly!"

"Uhhh Xia—"

"Shut youw dumb fouw year old ass now, Xiao Kai Gege." Said Qian Xi, rolling his eyes which made the elder gasped, obviously insulted. "I may not speak pwopewly, but I am still youw youngest, most matuwe and most wesponsible son, despite my age."

"Yes bu—"

"NUH-UH! I AM THE CUTEST, MOST ADOWABLE, MOST CHEEKY, MOST CHEEWFUL AND MOST FUNNIEST SON! DA-DA WOVES ME!" Screamed out Yuan, stomping his foot in anger while at the same time, giving his most cutest puppy dog eyes he can muster which creeped the three of them out.

The parent pinched the bridge of his nose, all he wanted to do was take an afternoon nap. How did it turn out to be this way over a little drawing?

Knowing that he'll never get his afternoon map of he doesn't take serious action, he sighed. "Okay then boys, if the three of you can't cooperate with me loving the three of you, then I can always give you away for adoption?" He said.

He knew he shouldn't have said that when he saw tears streaming down Wang Yuan's face and the tears threatening to fall out of Junkai and Qian Xi's faces.

He immediately took action and pulled the three of them into a hug. "See? Even though Yuan is crying the most, I still decided to hug the three of you at once. It is because I love the three of you equally." He said, smiling.

The three of them finally nodded and let go of him. Guanhai took the opportunity to take the three of the drawings his sons made and pinned it to the fridge. "Look how talented my son's are! I'm the luckiest father in the world!" Exclaimed Guanhai dramatically which made the three of them giggle.

"You awe fucking wucky alwight!" Said Qian Xi, grinning when Guanhai gave him the 'im not amused with your language but I'm not going to say anything because I'm the cause of it anyway' face.

But at times like this, he doesn't mind, because even though he doesn't have a job, nor a wife,

He has these three little rascals who will accompany him in his journey through life.