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peanut butter and jelly (2)

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anne: mummy

robin: daddy

zayn: 7

liam: 6

louis: 5

niall: 2 

harry: 9 months

simon watched silently as louis gobbled up the food he had prepared for him, 

he  chuckled softly, "you're acting as if you haven't eaten in days,"

louis looked up, "mummy made toast, but i didn't eat it," he shrugged, grabbing a peice of bacon and eating it.

simon sighed, sitting down in front of louis, "im sorry your parents forgot about your birthday," he said gently. 

louis shrugged his shoulders, "'arry's fault," he said shortly. 

simon fought a smile from creeping on his face, clearing his throat, he looked at louis, his eyebrows raised, "how?"

"'cause mummy never forgot about my birthday until he popped out," louis said in a 'duh' tone.

simon bit his lip, "how about i call-"

"no," louis said almost instantly, eyes filling up with tears, "mad at 'em," he sniffled, bottom lip wobbling. 

simon picked louis up, rocking him back and forth, "its okay, i won't call them if you don't want me to," he promised. 

he looked down when louis didn't respond, smiling softly when he noticed the five-year-old had fallen asleep, walking over to the guest room, he set louis on the bed, sighing to himself. 

he crossed his arms, walking over to the kitchen, washing the dishes, putting them away neatly, sitting on the counter, staring at the phone in his hand, waiting for robin to call him. 

five minutes later, the phone began to rang, 

"hello?" simon asked dryly.

"simon!" he heard his brother panick, "anne and i left with the kids to go to the mall, and halfway there we realized we forgot louis," robin yelled out.

simon held the phone away from his ear,

"we went back as soon as possible, but... he's not there. we think he ran away, he was upset earlier," robin muttered, "anne's about to contact the police, just please, keep an eye out from him"

"he's right here, asleep in my guest room, actually," simon muttered.

"what?" robin yelled, "thank god! we'll be there as soon as possible."

"nope," 

"no? why not?"

"he's going to stay with me for a couple more hours, and during those hours, you and anne are going to set up all your party decorations, and i'll drop him off there," simon said firmly.

"why would we set up party- shit," robin muttered, "holy fucking shit he's five," he spoke, "anne! i'll call you later, simon, anne!"

"uncle si?"  

simon turned around smiling at louis who was rubbing his eyes, "who were you on the phone with?"

simon coughed, "santa," he said quickly. 

"did you tell him to put mummy and daddy and harry on the naughty list?" louis asked, hands on his hips.

simon nodded his head instantly, "of course,"