The unstable world

Maids

So, yeh the title says it all this will clearly be Naj's favorite chapter.

Remember the saying "unexpected things always happen" yeah that well, that happens everyday in this mansion buuut except one thing, the fact that Naj expected maids in the first place he was just too awkward to admit it.

Another day in the mansion. Kiara was in the game room playing Pump it up Prime (obvi), Philip was in his room doing black magic and some shit, Naj was in his bathroom checking out fish pictures on his laptop, Eustace was sleeping, Lainai was obviously doing chores and Jelane, well...she is uh...Oh she's in her room dancing "Idol" frm BTS.

"Guuuuys the maids are here!" A voice which came from Kirstein could be heard in the living room Naj just dashed from the bathroom to the living room in 0.09 seconds, Lainai came while holding a small carton of grape juice, Philip then-...purple smoke suddenly appeared out of nowhere a tall and thin figure then appeared, Philip can be seen slowly opening one eye "IT WORKED" the boy jumped in enthusiasm while everyone just stared in confusion, Eustace appeared out of nowhere with his mouth dropping (obviously trying to catch flies) confused by Philip's magic crap.

Kiara and Jelane are nowhere to be found the group sighed and Eustace went to get Kiara while Lainai went to get the other one (and Naj obviously just wanted to check out the maids already).
Eustace entered the game room to see Kiara on the Pump it up Prime machine moving her feet FASTER THAN FUCKING LIGHT (i swear im trying not to show off in this book) She was playing Beethoven virus just on S7 then it ended (talk abt right timing) puddles of sweat can be seen under the raven haired lesbian, as she was about to grab a bottle of water Eustace then grabbed her by the hood and draged her all the way to the living room "HEY WATCH THE HOOD"

Lainai went up stairs and walked down the hallway to Jelane's room just like, 3 rooms away IDOL can be heard "In the name of the Lord what is wrong with this girl?!" The short girl said to herself she's already on the doorway of the Namjoon addict's room and opened the door...Ahem, how do i put these into words Jelane was uh dancing and crap and dancing and dancing not aware that Lainai was there IDOL blasted from the big ass speakers which can make someone nearly deaf. Lainai put some earplugs in and walked to the speakers to turn them off.

Silence.

More silence.

Jelane looked at the speaker only to see how the apple-headed short-ass human standing next to it, she got SHOOKED, being the jumpy idiot she is, "LAINAI, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Jelane let out all the insults she can at the short girl who merely said, "The new maids are there, goddamnit," FOOOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER LAAAAIIINAAAAIII HAS SWEARED.

They both go down to the living room to meet the new maids. Ten girls can be seen standing infront of them.
"Okay, here the maids, now introduce yourselves."

"Hello, ma'am, I'm Tohru." A redhead in a victorian maid outfit said to the group bowing.

"Uh, hi, I'm Elmah." A teen-looking girl with long black locks in a miniskirt said while fondling her fingers
(aaaaaw she a lil' shy).

"I'm Sorbet." A blonde, with curly twin tails, said in a somewhat erotic looking maid outfit (this is a French type, btw) She looked around the group and it was Kiara who caught her eye.

"Hi, I'm Rose." A tall girl with black hair said, with a very gentle looking expression plastered on her face, said while bowing to them.

"Oh . . . Uh, hi, my name's Lilac aaand I'm Naj's wife" A blue haired girl with high pigtails said, walking closer to Naj and holding on to his arm. Everyone else was confused and going UUUEEEEH?!

"Hi there, I'm Aran." A brunette with two hair buns said while smiling and tilting her head.

"I'm Geisha." a short pink haired girl in a kimono said with a bow.

"My name is Rane." The maid with short dark blue hair and a pair of black gloves said, almost with an emotionless expression but managed to keep us a small smile.

"And lastly, I'm Sun." A short haired ginger, who looks tomboy-ish, said to the group with a wide grin.

Also, here's a "detailed" picture. I'm too lazy to get a proper one and the rest of the humans want me to finish this chapter so forgive me.

The rest of the group said hi introducing themselves and crap
"Ok, now we pick our maids, I don't really need one so yeah, you guys go ahead." Kirstein said to them giving them time to pick their maids. And Naj is just there spending some quality time with his wife on the sofa talking about crap (so he DOES have a love life . . . man. . . seriously?) What the group didn't know was that Kiara was like, a lil' drunk so, uh, instead of making a first good impression she said "MEGH! Whatever, I dun't need a maid, well . . . I think I do. . . welp, I'm too lazy to pick . . . whoever wants me to be their master is luck-" Kirstein covered Kiara's mouth embarrassed of what she had said "uh, sorry about her I think she drank a little earlier" Kirstein said apologetically to the maids.

"Can I pick Sun and Tohru?" Lainai aksed to Kirstein "Sure, why not" the two maids looked happy being Lainai's maids (probs coz she's normal)

"well then, Rane would you like to be my maid?" Jelane said in A VERY SURPRISINGLY NICE way (le gasp) "Hm, sure" Rane said with yet again, a small smile.

"I pick Rose" Philip said looking at the maid with long black streaks of hair and a smile appearing on her face.

"Uhm, Hey Elmah, would you like to be my maid?" Eustace asked the teen-looking girl awkwardly "Uh, Sure thing" She replied.

Kiara was just there...sitting...on the couch with her legs faking open (wth is wrong with this girl) and as she's recovering from her drunk state she felt the eyes of someone on her (oooh paranoia) she looked around until her eyes fell on ruby red ones, a maid with blonde curly hair in twintails Sorbet was her name , they stared at each other for a moment until Sorbet walked to Kiara "Uh, hey so since you said just wait for someone to pick you then, can i be your maid?" She said in a somewhat husky tone sitting next to Kiara, "U-uh...sure." the lesbian said trying not to stutter but ended up failing miserably, there's also a light pink tint forming on her face which got darker when Sorbet moved closer to the soon to be tomato lesbian and whispered "as you wish, Master".

"Wow, that escalated quickly" Kirstein said watching the two from the kitchen counter.

WELP, THAT'S A WRAP this is obviously the longest chapter i wrote and lemme tell you I think it's coz I had too much fun writing the part where uh Kiara met Sorbet...damn i can make a fanfic...pfft.
Anyways THANK'S AGAIN NIPS...(Random person: dude i think that might've been a little offensive to some people) AHEM anyways humans see ya.