~spring, 2019~
V: I am come to america!
R: Amazing Vlad! I cannot wait to see you!
V: As with you Randy.
R: It will be so much fun! I am so excited!
R: What brings you to America anyway, Vlad?
V: You do randy
R: Wow, really? I feel so loved!
V: You should randy
~1 week later~
R: Hey, remember when we went to the mall and I taught you American slang
V: That surely was the bee's knee's Randy
R: Indeed it was, Vlad.
V: I loved how we sat down and we talked about how you used to be in the armie, great stories that you had told.
R: Well thank you very much, Vlad.
~2 days later~
R: Vlad, I supposed I have never asked for your last name.
V: Well, I tell you now that I am no ordinary man in Russia.
R: Really then?
V: Yes, Randy.
R: Well, then, who are you?
V: I am the leader of Russia. I would still like to forward ourselves in a relationship.
R: You are the leader of Russia? What do you mean by that?
V: I am Vladimir Putin.
R: You've got to be shitting me.
V: Why would I lie to you, Randy?
R: I suppose you are! I looked at the internet and found a lot of pictures of you.
V: I am delighted you looked me up. Now we are in a relationship, I would like to take you to my motherland.
V: Are you willing to come with me and do research on nuclear bomb?
R: I would be delighted, Vlad.
V: See you then.
Vladimir buys a plane ticket for Ronald, and he flies to Russia.
R: I loved your tour of Russia, Vlad! It made me very happy.
V: Thank you, Randy.
R: No problem, anything for you, Vlad.
V: ;)
