pranks // m.c

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i'm really excited for this okay it's gonna be great

dedicated to @audrey_derive_ bc i wrote this for her and @whoranhemmings who let me use her name and personality for the character (i also used audrey ok ily babe)

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“let’s prank text someone.” jade smirked at audrey.

audrey rolled her eyes as she plopped herself down onto the yellow couch. “why are you so obsessed with pranks?”

“i’m not, it’s just funny.” jade sat down next to audrey. “now, it’s your turn. i dare you to text a random number "fuck her right in the pussy" and then you have to keep the conversation going until at least”—jade glanced at the clock—“ten. and you gotta freak him or her out.”

“so i gotta talk to that person for half an hour?”

“bingo,” jade nodded. “if it doesn’t last that long, you’re gonna have to be my personal slave for a week. no hard feelings once we’re done with it—no matter what i will make you do.”

audrey rolled her eyes once again. “fine,”

she took out her phone and typed in a random number, followed by the first text. she saved the number as "prank victim" just as jade asked her to.

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to: prank victim

21:30

fuck her right in the pussy

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to: blocked number

21:34

what????

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to: prank victim

21:34

i see you

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to: blocked number

21:34

who is this?!?!?!?

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to: prank victim

21:36

your dealer and i need my money by tomorrow.

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to: blocked number

21:36

i don't owe money to anyone?!?!

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to: blocked number

21:36

seriously who is this??

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to: prank victim

21:37

i just fucking told you, you fucking twat. now you better have my money or i'll send my men out to kill you.

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to: blocked number

21:40

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?! I JUST TOLD YOU I DON'T OWE ANY MONEY TO ANYONE!!

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to: blocked number

21:40

you must've typed in the wrong number mate