pranks // m.c

trois

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audrey sighed in disbelief and chugged down her drink. she was at a club, sitting alone at the bar, waiting for jade to come back from the restrooms, and an annoying boy was trying to flirt with her. she didn’t know why, but she wasn’t in the mood for another one-night stand right now. all she wanted to do was get drunk and have a good time with her best friend, but at the same time, she didn’t want to party. the man next to her kept on rambling about things that audrey didn’t pay attention to, and she wondered why he was still talking when she was clearly uninterested. heck, she wasn’t even looking at the boy. she was completely ignoring his existence, yet, he kept on speaking. audrey called the barman over, and ordered another drink, a stronger one this time. within a few minutes, she got her glass of whiskey, and she immediately took a big gulp, her throat burning as the strong liquid went down all the way to her liver. she turned her head sideways and saw the boy still talking to her. she rolled her eyes.

“hey, not to be rude or anything, but i honestly don’t give a shit and i’m really not interested.” audrey spoke to him, but he kept on talking as if he didn’t hear her.

in the distance, where jade got out of the restroom, she noticed her best friend seemed completely bored and annoyed out of her mind. as she got closer, she saw that a boy was talking to audrey. jade knew exactly what to do.

“hey babe, sorry it took so long.” jade smiled down at audrey as she sat next to her. “oh, who’s this?”

“i have no idea.”

“oh, hi there, gorgeous.” the man grinned. “i was just trying to make conversation with your beautiful friend.”

“friend?” jade laughed. “oh, please! she’s my girlfriend.”

“wait... what?” he raised an eyebrow.

“we’re lesbians.” audrey cleared up.

he coughed on his on saliva. “shit, um, i’m gonna go then, sorry.”

he stood up, and then left. audrey sighed in relief and buried her face in her hands. she murmured “thank you so much” to her best friend before finishing up her glass. audrey felt oddly out of place. she wasn’t really in the mood to party. actually, she wasn’t in the mood to do anything. she wasn’t even sure she was in the mood to not do anything. she thought that getting drunk would make her feel a little better, but the more she drank, the more she felt empty. audrey wasn’t sure what do to. every second was a new feeling, a new thought, a new mood... she really didn’t feel good. it was fucking her up mentally. she knew she had mixed emotions, but at the same time, she felt almost... dead. she felt numb. she didn’t know what was wrong with her. and with every minute that passed by, it scared the fuck out of her even more, and she found herself drinking some more. she knew the alcohol wouldn’t and wasn’t helping her out in the situation, but it seemed as if it was the only thing she was able to do. anyway, she didn’t know what else to do than to get wasted again.

it has been a week since the party at ashton’s house, and she’d felt weird ever since. she didn’t know what caused it, she didn’t know why—fuck, she didn’t know anything, and it freaked her out. what freaked her out the most, was that she’d only hooked up with one guy during the week. it wasn’t that she couldn’t get a guy, because she could get a boy in only a snap-of-a-finger, she just didn’t feel like it. she didn’t have any sexual desires for any of the boys she saw like she used to. she didn’t like it one bit. audrey wanted to hook up with someone, she just couldn’t get herself to. it was so complicated. her mind was like a puzzle, and she was missing pieces of it.

it was now one in the morning, audrey was still sitting at the bar, once again, alone. jade had left her to go dance, because audrey didn’t feel like it. she was now drinking her seventh beer. she was way past drunk, but she could control herself. she was so numb and empty, it felt like the alcohol didn’t affect her, and it pissed her off. once she finished her beer, she started making her way towards the dance floor, where she last saw her best friend. after pushing her way through sweaty bodies, she finally found jade, who was dancing with a boy. she was all over him, and he was all over her. his mouth was latched onto the skin of her neck while she swayed her hips against him. audrey had to tap jade on the shoulder and called her name twice before she could acknowledge her presence. once jade saw audrey, she smiled widely and grabbed her hands, trying to get her to dance, but audrey didn’t move a muscle. the blond boy was still clutching onto jade’s waist.

“can we leave?” audrey asked.

“what, already?! but we just got here!” jade whined.

“we got here four hours ago, jay.”

jade’s mouth opened wide over-dramatically. “really?! wow the drugs are soooo strong.”

“what are you even on?”

jade giggled. “i popped a molly, and i feel so fucking good right now, dree. i don’t want to leave, i just met this really hot boy and i really wanna fuck him.”

“molly, really?! jesus christ, jade.” audrey sighed. “i just want to leave, please.”

jade pouted. she spun around and grabbed the blond boy’s hand. “i’m bring him home.” she told audrey, and then she turned to the boy again. “i’m bringing you home.”

the boy didn’t argue. he too was on molly. audrey took jade by the wrist and dragged her out of the club. the blond boy was still following. all three of them took a cab. audrey sat in front, and the two others were in the back, eating each other’s faces off. the cab driver laughed at them, and audrey just rolled her eyes and sighed, then she rested her chin on her fist. she was exhausted and she wanted to sleep. but, she knew she wouldn’t get more than five hours of sleep, considering the fact that jade had company.

a few minutes that felt like hours later, they finally got home. jade and the boy immediately went in the bedroom, and shut the door behind them. audrey went to take a quick shower, and then she brushed her teeth, washed her face, and got dressed for bed. once she got out of the bathroom, she could immediately and clearly hear jade and the boy moan, groan, scream, and curse. she rolled her eyes and went in the kitchen to pour herself a glass of water. she chugged the glass down, along with two tylenols, and then went in her own room. she threw herself on her bed, and almost instantly fell asleep, which was surprising since she was certain she would’ve stayed up all night again.

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 “fuck,” jade cursed as she rolled off of the boy. “that was good.”

the boy nodded. “it was, holy shit, you give the best blowjobs.”

jade grinned. “i get that quite often.” she shrugged nonchalantly, and the boy chuckled. “i forgot what your name is, oh my god.”

he laughed. “luke,”

“right, luke, sorry about that. the drugs fucked me up pretty bad.”

“are you still high?” he asked.

“yeah, you?”

he nodded. “down for round two?”

“fuck yeah.” jade smirked, and luke climbed on top of her.

as the action happened, jade realized that she normally didn’t do second rounds with other boys, except for ashton, but she didn’t think about it any further, she immediately blamed it on the drugs that was still flowing in her body, and invading every inch of it.

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lol sorry it took so long to update AND SORRY THAT STORY SUCKED

IT WAS A FILLER

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