Okay, so, most people will say they hate mean girls (when I say mean ‘girls’ I really just mean ‘mean people’) but have you ever considered the fact that you are, a mean girl?
Seriously, do this questionnaire (Answer honestly)
Q: Do you hate mean girls?
Q: Do you HATE mean girls?
Q: Seriously, do YOU HATE mean girls?
Do you see the irony of the situation? You hate, mean girls. But the whole fact that you hate a certain kind of girl really just makes YOU a mean girl.
Am I the only one?
Let’s say you’re at a girly sleepover with your ‘girlfriends’:
Girly girl 1: Omigod did you hear what Jessica said to Veronica in Maths on Thursday?
Girly Girl 2: Omigod yes! She is such a bitch, what a bitchy thing of her to say
Girly girl 3: Yes! She is such a bitch, like, she said to Veronica ‘you have the collective intelligence of my gummy goo shampoo’
Girly girl 1: Yes! I know right? I mean, like, Jessica isn’t even that smart!
Girly girl 3: Yeah and who even uses gummy goo shampoo, like no wonder her hair looks like a cat hairball!
In unison: What a bitch! Tee hee hee hee
So what we have here is a common case of girls bitching about a mean girl, which essentially, turns them into a mean girl.
God some people are idiots.
It is just the bloody stupidest thing in the world (one of). A girl is bitching about another bitchy girl being a bitch which, essentially, makes the girl a bitchy bitch.
So in conclusion, everyone is a bitchy bitch (myself included). Because everyone bitches about other people, it’s human!
It’s almost like this:
Human 1: “Omigod, look, it’s a human!”
Human 2: “Omigod, wow, what a human! Eww”
Seriously!
So I guess all that’s left for me to say is, bye bitch! (In the nicest possible way of course)
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