Philophobia

Chapter 5

I looked up at both Damon and Auby, they were both staring at me and I was feeling really uncomfortable. I couldn't take it anymore it was weird, they were both giving me the same look. Creeps.

"What?!" I snapped at them. They looked like they wanted to rape me. I wasn't really looking foward to that because

1. I would never sleep with Damon if he were the last person in the world. 

And 2. I'm not a lesbian.

I waited for one of them to say it but Auburn just gave me the look that said, "Look bitch just say it or I'll cut you."

Damn it, I hate it when she's right. She gives me that look your parents give you the, "I'm right and you know it." one. 

I sighed, "The movie was awesome, okay! Screw you both." They both high fived each other. I hate admiting it, but the movie was pretty amazing. I critizied it too much. I gave them both an annoyed smile and stood up from the couch. I walked over to the kitchen and got some pizza. Man I love Pizza Hut, it's the only pizza that I could eat cold. 

I walked back over to the living room and sat on the sofa between both of them. "Hey can I sleep over? I feel left out when you guys have sleepovers." Damon asked, giving Auburn his famous puppy dog face. Damon gave that look to all the girls and the teachers when he either wanted something or wanted  to get out of something. And it actually worked. One time he did it to our school's principal, Mrs. Williams, and he got out of a weeks detention. Can you believe that?

Auburn laughed at his face, and said no. Auburn was apparently the only girl who didn't fall for Damon's puppy dog face. Which made me feel like an idiot because it worked on me...

"You know my parents' rules Damon. No boys when they are away, they wouldn't even let you stay if you were gay. And I'm not going to break their rules. I'm really sorry." She said sencirely. 

We both love Damon and we both want him to stay over, but Auby's parents would kill her if they found out a boy slept over while they were away on a business trip. 

Damon just gave us a sad look. "Alright, enough of being depressed! Let's go watch The Breakfast Club!" I said holding up the DVD box. We all smiled and I ran to the DVD player and put in the last movie we were going to watch. We all then sat on the couch and started watching it. 

"Fuck you!" Damon and I yelled with Bender. Auburn just laughed and rolled her eyes at us. 

The night ended with Damon leaving at one in the morning and Auburn and I making a fort and sleeping in it. I had fun today, even the part at Pizza Hut. Cody saying his stupid jokes, Aaron with his smart ass, and Daxton being...well whatever it is that Daxtons do, Auburn being the sarcastic, tough girl she is, and Damon being the cocky conceeded asshole that I love. 

*****

I woke up to the smell of bacon, eggs, and sausage. I wasn't really used to it at home, my mom and I took turns on that. 

I rubbed my eyes and let my vision adjust. I turned over and saw Auburn still sleeping. This was weird, if Auby was sleeping and her parents weren't going to be home until noon, then who was downstairs? 

I crawled out of the fort and walked into the kitchen and I couldn't believe my eyes. The sight was just mortifying, Damon was cooking breakfast, but that wasn't what surprised me, oh no. What surprised me was Damon twerking aggresively while singing along to the song Fancy. I must say though, he has a really nice ass. 

I quickly got my phone from my pocket and pressed the record button. Man, this was gold! 

I decided to have a little fun and make the video a little cooler by turning the light on and off really quickly making it look like he was an actual male stripper in a club. I honestly couldn't hold back the laugh.