((I am so sorry I haven't written anything in a while! My brain isn't doing its thing when coming up with witty and good ideas! Hopefully this will satisfy you guys!))
Prompt: "Remind me why I can't kill the Carolers?" And "Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you" they're not in a bad way, just a silly way!
(Pronouns for Sharon will be she/her but I hope that you guys won't mind!)
Your POV
This year is my 2nd Christmas with my boyfriend who goes by Sharon Needles! I love what she does because I helped her for one of her performances, funny story. Anyway, Sharon and I have been getting Christmas carolers for 2 days, it's not even Christmas!! I can tell Sharon had enough of it by the look on her face, it's pretty funny how she doesn't like it, when I do sometimes.
"Remind me why I can't kill the carolers?" Sharon asked in a snarky but funny tone. "Because that's not the Christmas spirit honey, even though it's still November, people always get excited when a holiday is right around the corner." I reply, feeling proud of what I said, "I guess you're right, what are you making might I ask darling?" Sharon asked "just some spooky kooky peppermint cookies!" I say "aww honey you know how much I love your baking!" She says as she hugs me. I giggle as I thought about humming a Christmas song. "If you hum a Christmas carol I will stab you with a candy cane" she said while laughing in a spooky way
"You're lucky I'm in a good mood silly" I say while laughing "I'm not kidding" she says in a serious tone. I snicker laugh some more, she eventually gave in and laughed with me "I love you, ya big spooky goof" I said "I love you too my bundle of Christmas joy"
THE END!!
((I hope that was a good short story! I got real inspired with those prompts and thought about good ol' Sharon with them!))
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