I hate you !

Chapter 9

Blair's POV

I arrive at my house and park my car at the front. I kick open the front door. "I'm home bitches!"
On the couch in front of my tv is all the boys except for Zack of course. Popcorn is on the floor and everyone is asleep. Sam is sleeping upside down, Caleb is taking up the whole couch and Owen's on the floor but he's hugging Caleb's legs. "Interesting." I mutter.

I sigh, tie my hair in a ponytail and get my secret weapon from behind the shelf. I grab some noise cancelling headphones and return to the couch. I chuckle evilly and take out the air horn. I press the little lever and it goes off. "Wake up!" I shout. All the boys jump awake at the sound and Sam falls off the couch. They all groan and when they see me, they all smile but Owen's smile fades because he sees the air horn in my hand and the evil smirk on my face. "You just has to do that, didn't you?" He says shaking his head. "Yep." I reply.

"Well in that case I'm going to kill you!" Sam shouts. "Oh please, you can't touch me." I say smugly.
"Do you wanna see?" He asks.
"Do you wanna get hurt?" I counter. "Where's Zack?" Caleb asks. "Oh, you know, around." I say. You mean at the bottom of a cliff with no escape?
Someone gasps. It's Owen. "What the hell is that?" He asks. I look down and realize that he saw the large gash that I got when I slid down the cliff. "Oh this. I got this after Ryder pulled me off a cliff." I mumble. "He did what?!" Sam asks. "Yeah, too bad I had to kill him." I sigh. "What!" All of them shout. Ooh, this is going good.
"Yeah, he's at the bottom of the cliff. Shouldn't have messed with me." I say carelessly. Technically I'm not lying.

They all look shocked. I burst out laughing, I slap my knee and fall to the floor holding my stomach as tears leave my eyes. "I-I'm kid-ding." I say in between laughs.
I get up and waver a bit before regaining my balance. The door slams open and the devil himself walks in. I sigh and turn to face him. Wow, he looks really mad.
"Oh, great, you're alive!" I say with fake enthusiasm. "You and I need to talk!" He growls out.
"Aww, I missed you too......not." I fake smile at him. He glares at me.
Like that's gonna do anything.

"We need to talk." He growls again. "Nope." I say before running up the stairs and in my room. I lock my door and run to my window. I open it, sit on the ledge and open Sam's window. I slip in his room and slam his window shut. I run downstairs and swing open the front door.
To my horrendous bad luck, Zack, Sam, Owen and Caleb stands at the front door. I slam the door shut and lock it. I run to the kitchen and grab some flour and maple syrup. I open the front door but no one's there.

"I guess they thought I went to my house." I mutter. I walk outside but someone grabs me. My instincts kicked in and I elbowed my culprit. He lets out a scream.
Seriously, I didn't even elbow him that hard. Sam, Owen and Caleb walks out and eyes me cautiously.
I sigh. "Zack, get your arms off me." I warn him. "No, we need to talk." He grunts. "Then I'm not sorry about this one." I mutter and elbow him in his ribs again. Hard. He lets me go and falls to the floor clutching his ribs.

Before any of them have time to think, I squeeze maple syrup on them and then throw flour in their faces. I drop the flour and maple syrup by Sam and run down the street. This would be a really good time to have a friend.
I run towards the park and when I arrive I sit on a bench. I pull out my phone and scroll through my contacts looking for someone I can stay with. I know I'm avoiding Zack but I just don't really wanna talk about this right now. I feel the bench tilt a bit and I know that someone say next to me. Oh no they found me! I slowly turn to look at the person and my eyes widen. "JAX!" I scream. "Thank god, I need you right now!" I shout. "What for?" He asks. He's wearing a black t-shirt and black jeans. "I need a place to stay." I say.