Before the wedding happened.

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*France went to England for him to sign the marriage contract*

France: Bonjour! England! can u sign this for me?

England: What is this?

France: Marriage contract

England: WHY DA BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN THIS?!??

France: because were getting married

England: WHAT?!???? SINCE WHEN?

France: since today 

England: im not signing that

France: *gets mad* u better sign this

England: OH HELL NO!!!

France: *holds the hands of england and forces him to sign it*

England: OKAY OKAY FINE *signs it* 

France: ohohohohohhohohon~ X)

*then France calls germany*

France: hi germany! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Germany: France? is this one of your pranks?

France: uhh no!

Germany: wait just a minute wait *jumps off the window*

France: uhmm hello? *closes phone*

*France calls Italy*

France: hi Italy! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Italy: ^_^ oh okay ill bring germany ^__^

France: oh i wonder about that.... oh okay bye

Italy: bye *closes phone*

*France calls Prussia*

France: hi Prussia! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Prussia: COOL CAN I PARTY WILD OVER THERE?

France: uh okay?..

Prussia: YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

France: *closes phone* O_O

*France calls Japan*

France: hi Japan! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Japan: uhh im busy *closes phone*

France: .... ???

*France calls Romano*

France: Hi Romano! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Romano: WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO IN A GAY WEDDING YOU IDIOT

France: O_O 

Romano: *closes phone*

*France calls spain*

France: hi Spain! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Spain: sure ill come ill bring with me Romano! ^_^

France: i wonder about that...

Spain: what?!???

France: nothing see u at the wedding bye *closes phone*

*France calls America*

France: hi America! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

America: uh sure ill come ^_^

France: okay bye *closes phone*

*France calls Russia*

France: *gets nervous* 

Russia: hi? whos this?..

France: uh-uhm *closes phone* 

*France calls china*

France: hi China! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

China: O_O (wtf) uh-uh okay 

France: okay see u at my wedding tomorrow bye! 

China: O_O b-bye *closes phone*

*France calls Austria*

*Austria wasnt answering his phone*

*France calls Sweden* 

France: hi Sweden! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Sweden: ...... okay..

France: okay bye *closes phone*

*France calls Korea*

France: hi Korea! your invited to me and Englands wedding.

Korea: OKAY

France: okay bye *closes phone*

*france calls switzerland*

France: Hi Switzerland! your invited to me and Englands wedding

Switzerland: Uhmm can i bring my gun with me?

France: uhmm why?

Switzerland: nothing i just want to bring it..

France: uhmm no!

Switzerland: pleassseeeee

France: *closes phone*

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