Okay... so i wanted to make something that was funny because... i dont know actually. Anywho... me and my friend Emily always make these funny things about one direction randomly that are really funny, so i thought i would put together a story from them. I have no idea how many people will read this but... yeah... so lets go...
THE SPIDER:
*me* I SAW THE LARGEST SPIDER IN THE WORLD TODAY AND I ALMOST THREW UP!!!!!
*Liam* gross!
* Harry* thats like.... you know... uuummm...
*Ali (@MusicLuvr13)* SPIT IT THE HECK OUT HARRY!!!!!!!
*Harry* gross.....
*Louis* I WOULDVE KILLED THAT F***ING STUPID SPIDER
*Liam*shhhhh youll wake up Zayn!!!
*Zayn* ZZZZZZZZZ.......ZZZZZZZZ......ZZZZZZ
*Louis screams in zayns ear as loud as he can and zayn accidently punches louis in his sleep*
*Liam* ooooooooohhhhhh its on like donkey kong
*Niall* ANYONE GOT SOME FOOD
*me* You got that right Liam
*Niall* I WANT SOME FOOD
*Liam* what do think louis gonna--- *louis slaps zayn across the face*
*me* i think that answers ur question
*Niall* IM LIKE STARVING... I NEED FOOD
*Zayn* ZZZZZ......ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZ *Zayn kicks Louis betweet the legs on accident in his sleep and louis falls over on the floor*
*Harry* i dont ummm..... well.... you know...
*me and alli* SPIT IT OUT HARRY!!!!!!!
* Harry* i dont think hes umm... okay...
*Niall* OH MY GOD IM DYING I NEED FOOD!!!!!
* me, ali, harry, louis, and liam face palm and zayn does it in his sleep while Louis is still rolling around on the floor*
*Liam* im out...
*ali* me two
*me* me three
*harry* umm... yeah... me um..... four...
*Niall* WAIT I NEED FOOD IM COMMING TOO!!!!... CAN WE GO TO NANDOS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Louis crawls out the door*
*Zayn wakes up* whats going on????
* magical unicorn appears* YOU DO NOT REMEMBER A THING!!!
*Zayn shrugs his shoulders and falls back asleep*
Okay how was it????? did you like it????? no????? okay???? leave ur comments if you liked it or not.... i will make more soon with the help of Ali...( @MusicLuvr13). thanks fur reading... imma call you my Kevins... or Unicorns... you can vote in the comments for Kevins or Unicorns... the most votes for one will win and you shall be named that.... got a problem with it??? okay... thats what i thought.
