Magical Land Of The Magical Unicorn

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okay so i had another good idea tonight so this will be the second time uploading tonight so yeah lol i just got this random idea

*Zayn wakes up* 

*zayn* where am i???

*Magical unicorn* in the magical land of unicorns 

*zayn* where can i find the nearest mirror???

* Magical unicorn* zayn you silly boy, you dont need a mirror... just go look at yourself over there... your standing by the apple tree... oops now your by the pond... and now your fallling down a rabbit hole

*all of a sudden Zayn and the unicorn are falling down a rabbit hole*

*Zayn* THE ~beeeeeeeeeppp~

*Magical Unicorn* sorry zayn.... but your cuss words are bleeped out in this world

*zayn* what?

*Magical unicorn* oh hey look theres a rainbow!!!

* they magicly end up in a large feild with a double rainbow*

*zayn* whats going on?

*magical unicorn* these berries are yummy!! *licks berry juice off hooves while zayn looks at it in discust*

*magical unicorn* want some zayn???

*zayn* no thanks i ate before...... HEY STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!!!

*Magical unicorn* u look mighty fine today zayn >:)

*zayn* dont i- wait a second....... your changing the subject again

*magical unicorn farts*

*zayn* wow..... what if nialls farts smelled like airfresheners like yours did?????

*magical unicorn * i can make that happen *she says while flying through the air farting out sparkles*

*zayn* really!?!?!?

*magical unicorn* no

*zayn* but you just-

*magical unicorn* no i didnt

*zayn* but-

*magical unicorn* oh hey look its a talking bra!!!!

*zayn* what?!?!? 

*magical unicorn* hello magical talking bra

*Talking bra* hello mrs. flabernuggets

*zayn* what?? 

*bra* nothing

*magical unicorn* weve said to much

*zayn* what are you talking about????

*bra* you didnt see a thing *dissapears*

*Magical unicorn* time to go drag away someone that just fainted again *smiles akwardly and dissapears*

OUTSIDE ZAYNS DREAM

*louis* i wonder if this is effecting his dream in anyway * smiles evily while dangling one of harrys dirty socks by zayns nose while hes alseep*

*alli* thats not nice louis!!!! your supposed to do it with harrys shoe!!!!!

*me* actually with Nialls foot

*zayn wakes up and it scares louis and louis faints*

*magical unicorn* i told you zayn.... *drags louis away*

*me* i wonder where the unicorn brings us when we faint......

so i tried making this one longer and funny so yeah, hope you liked it :D oh yeah btw the new cover was made by my weirdo friend @OriginalMe143 lol so all the credit for the cover goes to her, i didnt do anything to help with it, it was all her :)

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