Operation: BF (Completed)

Another Status Report

A/N: @SooHailey Thanks so much for the cover!!🙆

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Jisoo outside Lisa's building, chatting with Jungkook

Jisoo: Jungoo my chingu

Jk: What's up

Jisoo: Where are u

Jk: outside the convenience store, waiting for your signal for me to come back before i buy the icecream cause it might melt

Jisoo: oh. Good thinking
Jisoo: How very clever of you jungoo
Jisoo: youre very clever, hahahahhahaha

Jk: ???
Jk: what's that creepy laugh about
Jk: why can i sense your evilness from here

Jisoo: maybe youre psychic

Jk: NOPE

Jisoo: are u sure cause i would totally love a psychic friend like that would be so cool, i'll win the lottery and i'll give u 10%

Jk: No

Jisoo: damn, 20%?

Jk: im not a psychic so why are u even trying to negotiate?
Jk: weirdo

Jisoo: friendzoned

Jk: u r so annoying

Jisoo: thanks! And lisa's the one who said that you're very clever btw

Jk: really? Why?

Jisoo: and that's the funny part. Hence the evil laugh "hahhahahahaha" lol

Jk: what did she say exactly? Did u ask her about that nod thingie

Jisoo: ofcourse i did

Jk: what did she say

Jisoo: forgive me jungoo for i have sinned

Jk: WHAT
Jk: why is she asking for forgiveness?

Jisoo: who

Jk: what do u mean who

Jisoo: what do you mean what do i mean who

Jk: WHAT

Jisoo: what do you mean WHAT

Jk: what kind of meds do u take that u forgot to take today and all the other days that u talk without making sense

Jisoo: oh that

Jisoo: well my mom used to give me these little white pills in a bottle without a label so i dont know the name

Jk: are u serious?!

Jisoo: yup. Not the hardcore stuff tho
Jisoo: theyre kinda sweet. like candies
Jisoo: cause theyre candies

Jk: Fck i thought u were serious

Jisoo: well i do take my sweets very seriously.
Jisoo: So dont forget my pocky
Jisoo: also cant u take a joke?
Jisoo: could it be a sign of ur poor mental health?
Jisoo: Maybe u have depression?
Jisoo: have u seen a doctor recently
Jisoo: and can u like type faster?
Jisoo: or is that a sign of your deteriorating mental faculties?
Jisoo: and can u like forgive me already?
Jisoo: cause im sincerely apologizing here if u haven't noticed