why the DIDDLY FUCK are people so ANNOYING IN GROCERY STORES. I tried to get to my mom through the hoi polloi; the lumpenproliteriat zombies that would move like an obnoxious Tetris puzzle right where I'd need to go. I almost punched a baby I swear. I almost punched two ladies and pushed my car through between them at the speed of light, being sure to nudge each of their cellulite menopausal hips on the way out.
