"Dick...Why are we watching this?" Bruce asked, raising an eyebrow and looking blankly at the tv.
"'Cause it's Christmas time!" Dick exclaimed.
"Tt. But why must we watch this pathetic excuse for a movie?" Damian grumbled.
Dick frowned. "It's not pathetic, it's a great movie! It's only been five minutes, give it a chance! And we need some family bonding time. C'mon Tim, you like it, don't you?"
Tim shrugged. "Sure, I guess."
Dick beamed. "Thank you Tim! See?"
Jason shook his head. "I can't believe you forced me to watch this with you. It's stupidity is slowly killing off my brain cells."
Dick glared at Jason. "It's not stupid!"
"Tt. It is too. This human who thinks he is an elf is ridiculous. I am ashamed to be watching this right now."
Dick threw his hands up in the air. "JUST ENJOY IT, OKAY?"
Bruce, Jason, Damian, and Tim all went silent.
"Okay..." Dick started in an abnormally calm tone. "I love you all, but if you do not sit down and enjoy this movie with me, I will tie you to your chair and force you to watch the cheesiest Christmas movies there are."
"Okay, yeesh Goldie. We'll watch the movie with you," Jason said.
Dick's smile returned. "Good. Let's resume watching Elf then." He hummed to himself as he pushed the play button on the remote.
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25 Days of Batfam
FanfictionThis December, I give to you... 25 days of Christmas, Batfam style! This will be a 25 chapter series of multiple oneshots, all focusing on Christmas with the Batfamily. I take requests :) Enjoy! 'Tis the season...
