Reddie Oneshots

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•Age: 18
•Dating

Richie's P.O.V
"Hey Spaghetti, we should get jobs!"
"Oh god .... why?"
"I mean we're 18 and I wanna move in with you because we can't both live at my house it's really crowded in my room since.... your mom."
"Yeah I guess"
"I mean I want it to be just you and me. Come on if we get jobs we can work together and get money!"
"I don't have any savings to even start with. It would be a lot of money to save Chee"
"Eds if we were both working we would get the same pay so double money and then I have some Christmas and Birthday money. Boom!"
"Yeah I guess Chee, we can get an apartment on or near campus so then we will be near the university."
"Exactly baby! So you want to?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Yessss! Love you" I say kissing his cheek.
"Where we gonna get a job from though?"
"What about a gas station?"
"Cheeeeeeeee, that's so gross and unsafe!!"
"Yeah your right babe, umm.... what about truck drivers?! You know Eddie and Richie, Richie and Eddie, traveling the world...."
"No Richie!"
"Fine, umm .... what about King Burger?"
"Yeah, I guess that's fine."
"Yesss, I'm getting a job with my baby!" I say dancing around the room.
"MOM WHERE GETTING JOBS" I yell to her. "OKAY RICHIE, PICK ONE RESPONSIBLY!!" she yells back.  I sit back down. "So Eds it's official we're getting jobs together!" I saw with one more kiss to the cheek.

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*Time Skip To Applying*          Eddie's P.O.V
"Wass Up ... we're here to get jobs Bit-" Richie tries to yell before I cover his mouth. I pull him down to my height. "Richie Tozier! What are you doing?" I ask in a stern voice. "I'm letting them know, we need jobs." He whispered back. "Just let me talk Okay?" I whisper back. "Okay Spaghetti, Love you"

I walk up to the counter. "Hey, we're here to maybe get jobs. Can we speak to a manager?" I ask in my nicest voice. "Yes sir," He says and walks away to get what I assume is his manager. A tall man and a mustache walked up to us with a tag that said "Manger."  I could hear Richie trying to hold in his laugh. I jab him with my Elbows. " So I hear you two want a job?" He asks in a thick country accent. "Yes, sir," I reply. "Well, you to are in luck! We're hiring right now." "Hell yeah!" Richie screams beside me. I jab him again

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*Time skip - about a week later*

"RICHIE MAIL FOR YOU!!" Richie's mom screams to him. I walk down the stairs. "Ms. Tozier he's in the shower so I'll just take it," I say to her. "Okay Sweety here, and stop calling me Ms.Tozier just call me mom." "Sorry I forgot."

I open the mail for him. A single letter. It read:

"Dear Mr.Tozier,

You missed our call. We sent you this letter instead.

We are pleased to inform you that you got the job. Great interview. See you on Monday!

~ King Burger Manager , Philipo.

"RICHIE YOU GOT THE JOB! YOU GOT THE JOB" I screamed. "What Eddie? You want a blow?" Richie said with a smirk, running down the stairs. "Real funny Rich." His mom said walking away rolling her eyes. "Anyways... You got the job Chee!!" I said kissing his cheek. "Yay! What about you Eds?" He asks me.

"I don't know maybe they send them at different times or something."

"Oh no."
"What! What's Wrong?"
"Eds, what if you didn't get the job?"
"It's fine if I didn't. It's not a big deal. I'll just get a job somewhere else."
" NO! You can't I wanna work with you. That's it I'm quitting." Rich says walking to the car.
"No! How are gonna get that apartment if you quit?"
"I don't know but I'm gonna quit."
Richie's in the car by now.
"Richie get your ass in the house!"
"HEY BOYS, I FOUND A LETTER FOR EDDIE! IT GOT MIXED UP WITH MINE!" Ms. Tozier screams at us from the front door.
"See Rich you overreact"
"Sorry..." he says itching his neck.

We walk back inside. "Sorry boys. I have Eddie's letter. He has the job and starts on Monday. Great job boys." Richie was about to quit over something silly.

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*Time Skip*

"Richie and Eddie reporting for duty," Richie says, with his hand like a drill sergeant. Oh god, I think to myself. " So boys your in training now. You're going to learn to make burgers. Be serious and no fighting. I normally don't hire siblings but I trust you guys. Rachel is going to be teaching you the basics." He tells us showing us a girl our age.

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Richie's P.O.V
Okay, so when he said that he trusted us he's crazy. I can't believe he thinks we're siblings.
That Rachel girl is checking Eddie out. That's not okay! She better chills her self out.

She leads us to an area where there is a bunch of different burger ingredients. "Okay, so I'm gonna teach you guys how to make a burger or whatever," she said only looking at Eddie.
"Okay!" Eddie says with a smile. God, he's adorable, no wonder Rachel's checking him out and isn't there to look at. I mean he looks like a whole snack in his little uniform. "So first Your gonna get your bun." She says. I smack Eddie's bum. He makes a squeaking noise. "Omg Ew, brothers don't do that!" She says with disgust. "Well, it's a good th-" I try to say before being cut off by Rachel. "Go wash your hands" "Whatever...." I say walking away.

Eddie's P.O.V
I can't believe Richie just did that. "So.. your brother always does that?" She says stepping closer to me. "Well ... we're not re-" I try to say.
"That's kinda weird if he's your brother."
"Well then it's a goo-" she cuts me off again. "You're cute!" She says getting even closer. "Um ... thanks?" I say. "Like really cute" she gets even closer to where I can feel her breath on my face. "So ... are we gonna make some burgers or what ?" I ask. "You wanna make burgers?" She gets even closer as she says this, then puts her hand on my face. I try to push her off me but she's stronger. Where is Richie?!

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Richie's P.O.V
I come back from washing my hands. I couldn't find the bathroom. I tried to go to the customer one but that isn't allowed so I had to find the one for employees. It's been a wild ride. I hope my Eds was okay with Rachel and I hope she didn't do anything.

I'm walking back and what do I see. I see a struggling Eddie, with a Rachel on him. "WHAT THE HELL RACHEL!" I scream. "Oh, thank god, RICHIE!" Eddie screams at me. "Ugg, your back." She says rolling her eyes. "Don't ugg me, What are you doing with my boyfriend?!" I ask. I grab Eddie away from her.
"Your boyfriend?! He's your brother!" She screams at me. "Okay, no one ever said that we were brothers. He's my boyfriend!" I scream back. "Wait ... so you're gay?" She says in disgust. "Well if you wanna get technical ... I'm Bi and Eddie's gay. So hop off!" Rachel has no words and just walks away.

I hear giggles. "Richie, that was crazy!" He giggles at me. "Well, no one else can have my Eddie Spaghetti!" I say kissing all over his face. Then getting to his lips."BOYS!" I hear Philpo scream from behind us. "Oh no" I hear Eddie whisper under his breath. I just cut into a fit of giggles! "NONE OF THAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND!" He screams. Eddie reply's with a "Yes sir." All I can do is laugh. I was on the floor laughing. "Mr.Tozier, your fired." He says. "Okay whatever, peace out," I say still laughing, then drop my stuff. I run to the ordering spot and grab the microphone away from whoever was working at the time. "Hon, you want a milkshake? What about a coke?" I ask. "No, I want a milkshake!" She says back. "That's just so complicated I gotta get the ice cream, then the milk, then clean the machine and that just a lot! How about a coke!" I say and runoff.

Eddie's P.O.V
Omg! Richie just got fired! He so, so stupid. "Omg, I'm gonna have to get my boyfriend!" I say also dropping my stuff and running off. I run to order station where Richie was just screaming. "I'm sorry for anything he said. Free fries for everyone!" I say and runoff.

No ones P.O.V
Richie and Eddie walked home breaking into a fit of giggles every time they looked at each other! That was a great first job!

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