The Vaginal Tales

Act like it

Now raise your hands and shout "Donuts" if you have been often pressurized by the saying "Act Like A GIRL". I mean what in the freaking mind are you really trying to say?

What do you mean act like one.

I am a girl.

I have boobs and a vagina (which bleeds every single motherfu*&^ng month) to prove it.

According to Biology a girl is characterized by mamary glands and well her reproductive parts.

Who says a girl is a person who has to be sweet and docile.?

One who is supposed to necessarily like pink and plays with barbie dolls (Okay I did. But only when I was a kid.).

According to the world the female is a homemaker and one who should know how to cook.

Should sit like a lady with her legs not spread wide open like a guy ( they apparently need leg space for their " Dark Knight").

While fighting should flail their hands and fight like they are swapping away a bee instead of packing a good punch. Trust me only dimwits fight like that. I am very proud  say that I landed a punch on a guys face.

They have to be dumb and apparently don't need to worry about their future because they are gonna get married.

I mean What dude?

I will be a cat lady. No a dog lady. Sorry but me and cats are like a big No No.

What will you do?

Huh?

Huh?

Exactly.

We are expected to be like "This".

And trust me no one is.

I am as perverted as guys are.

I eat like a guy.

Sit like one and will put a guy to shame with my colourful vocabulary.

Because lets face it.

I am only a girl.

I will be the way I want to.

I will wear what I want to.

And yes I won't need to "ACT LIKE ONE" because I am one.

So to the people who say Act like a girl well let's just hope common sense barges into their Oh So sexist mind and hits them like tonnes of bricks.

Hola!!

I mean Adios!

So hi wattpadians..
This is my first attempt at writing instead of reading like my life depends on it.

Well this a different kind of novel.
Its about addressing issues that every female has gone through...Well not necessarily but you get my swing don't you?

I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Please share all your views with me and tell me more issues that I could adress.

You are free to share this " Wierd" story.
But oh well I tried.

Your comments would be appreciated.
And votes will be most welcomed. Trust me I would be jumping up and down on my bed if I even managed to get one vote on this story.

Thank you!
XOXO