I sat on my couch, snuggling with my boyfriend Masky and watching a scary movie. My head rested on his shoulder and I played with his hand while we watched the movie.
Masky, being a killer and all, laughed at the movie while I had to hide my face in his shoulder at certain times. The movie was about killer ducks, which freaked me out and Masky knew it. He would just smirk and kiss my cheek whenever one of the killer ducks would pop out.
Finally, a bloody duck with a chainsaw popped out and killed a woman, and I jumped off of the couch screaming in terror.
Masky blinked, surprised. "...Y-you okay (y/n)?" You looked down at him, eyes full of fear.
"No! I'm not okay! I can feel them watching me! The ducks, they watch!" And that's when you ran out of the room flailing your arms and screaming.
Masky, of course, being the concerned boyfriend he was, just sat on the couch and laughed, thinking you'd get over it. However, after a few minutes of waiting, you didn't return, so he got up to go find you.
Creeping through the house, he started to check every room for you with no luck until he got to the last one. Your bedroom. He had just creaked the door open when he heard you scream, "Die duck!" And narrowly dodged a lamp that was thrown at him.
"Wtf, (y/n)?"
When he opened the door all the way there were objects all around you on your bed with you in the middle. You sat there with a crazed look on your face and an unconscious BEN by the door with shattered glass by him and a bump on his head. "Great. My girlfriend has gone crazy,” he muttered to himself. He held up his hands and walked in slowly, "Calm down, love. I'm not a duck. Don't throw anything else."
You narrowed your eyes at him. "How do I know?! But there could be a duck behind you though! Close the door! Don't let the ducks in!!" You screamed at him.
He closed the door and the crossed the room to sit by you but you moved away from him. "(Y/n)," he growled, "there are no ducks around here. We're miles from the nearest body of water and it isn't time for them to migrate."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW?! THERE COULD BE THAT ONE HIPSTER DUCK THAT THINKS WATER AND MIGRATION PATTERNS ARE TOO MAINSTREAM!"
Masky sighed and mentally facepalmed, but settled with messaging one of his temples with his hand. "The duck is BEN doing in here anyway?" He questioned, turning his attention to the unconscious blonde elf boy.
You glared at him. "First off! Don't you dare say duck again. Second, he came to check on me and I thought he was a you-know-what!" He rolled his eyes. "What's even wrong with you anyway?!"
Just then Eyeless Jack stepped out of the closet with nerd glasses over his mask. You flinched but refrained from throwing things at him. He held up his index finger and stated, "This is called anatidaephobia or the fear of a duck watching you at any given moment. It happened because of that movie that you and dear (y/n) were watching."
Masky just stared at EJ for a moment before saying, "The fuck, dude. How long were you in that closet?"
"Well I still am if you catch my drift." EJ stated, then struck a cool pose and began to moonwalk out of the room, making sure to step on BEN who was beginning to gain consciousness.
After EJ left, BEN began to get to his feet. "I'm just going to leave too-"
"DIE DUCK!"
"I thought we established that BEN wasn't a duck, (y/n)," Masky sighed.
"STOP SAYING THE D-WORD! AND HE COULD HAVE BEEN HIDING ONE IN HIS HAT. YOU NEVER KNOW."
"Okay, I've had enough of this," Masky said and leaned over, capturing your lips with his own.
The make out session lasted about an hour, during which BEN had time to finally get away, however not before you had the chance to throw a few more items at him (your dresser, a screwdriver, a dictionary, your prized collection of Playboy magazine-cause you weren't exactly out of the closet either, if you catch EJ's drift, and a wad of cash that BEN later used to buy some weed).
All the while, everyone failed to notice the adorable little yellow ball of fluff covered in blood at the window, that was evilly rubbing his blood soaked wings together while laughing maliciously. "Yes~, all going according to plan. MWAHAHAHA."
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