Team Building

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With a blast of the air horn the barefoot factory staff started running down the fenced track, beginning First Annual Company Corp Open Air Fun Run.  Mounted upon rumbling quads, the management team armed with nets and hooked pikes, made final checks of their weapons and prepared to give chase.  Her face split by a cracked yellow smile, the human resources manager screeched, "Remember everyone, the employees who don't die today, don't have to die today."

Having provided fresh air and a chance to stretch their worker's atrophied muscles, Company Corp management would later congratulate themselves for hosting a successful team building exorcise while ushering the sole survivor back into the factory.  

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