Dancing With Skeletons

Rainier:

   My fiancé and I decided to go in the sex shop one day and don’t ask me why. We pulled into the parking lot and I turned to girlfriend/fiancé of five years and asked “Why are we goin in here again,” she smiled and said “I wanna get some more scented oils,” I shook my head and asked “Well, can we go in here and pick up a toy,” she looked at me and said “Now you of all people should know better than to ask me something like that,” Michele is my fiancé’s  name and she’s as plain as they come. I loved her to death but for real, no toys in the bedroom are you serious. Then there was the whole conversation we had just the other nite. I asked her if we could have a threesome before we were married and she said “Hell Naw,” I looked at her and asked “Why not,” she said she didn’t believe in sharing her man. What kind of fuckery was this?  She only had to share me for an hour or two, hell I wasn’t asking for a lifelong threesome.

   We crawled outta the car and headed into the sex shop. I went one way and she went the other. I noticed the chick behind the counter was peeping me out but I paid it no mind. But to be all the way honest she would be a good candidate for a threesome. She was about 5’6” and she was thick from what I could see. She walked from behind the counter and approached me and I noticed her eyes behind her glasses. “May I help you with something today,” I looked down at her being I was all of 6’3” and said “No, but you see that lady over there," I said pointing "She could use some convincing,” she smiled at me and said “Okay, call me if you need anything,” she walked away and I watched her ass and thought “Damn she’s been blessed,”

   I watched her interact with Michele and I was kind of turned on with the laughing and the touching. They both walked over to the counter and I said “I guess it didn’t work,” Michele looked at me and asked “Huh,” I turned to the sales clerk and asked “How much,” she hit some buttons and said “Your total is 25$ sir,” I looked at the oils and was like “Damn Chele, ” she laughed and said “What,” I placed my phone down on the counter and pulled Chele out my wallet and handed the sales lady my credit card. “Did you get anything for later,” Chele looked at me and said “Stop being nasty, you should know better than that,” I heard the sales clerk say “Here’s your card sir and your receipt,” I placed the items in my wallet and said “Thank you,” I turned to Chele and shook my head.

   We were soon back in the car when I realized I had left my cell phone. I told Chele I forgot my phone and she was like “Hurry up or were gonna miss the starting of the movie,” I jumped out of the car and headed back inside the sex shop. Once the door opened there stood the sales clerk, “I knew you were comin back,” I smiled and said “Thank you,” she smiled and said “Kennedy,” I looked at her confused. She simply said “My name is Kennedy,” I said “Oh, Rainier,” she laughed and said “That’s different,” I nodded and said “Yea, umm, well, let me get outta here. Thanks again Kennedy,” as I turned to walk away I heard her very softly say “Your welcome Rain,”