Tanaka x Ohta one shots

Tanaka-kun is always High

This is a crack one-shot enjoy~

Tanaka's pov

I laid on the warm grass outside, and I though about how the way lady bugs danced. "Hehe"

"Ey Tanaka where you at?!" A deep voice called, I was obviously my Boi Ohta.

"Im over by the tree Ohta, sleep with me?" Tanaka said softly.

Ohta walked over. "Woah! We aren't that far, but I love you biiiiiiiitch, and Ill always love you biiiiiitch." Ohta said standing above me.

"You ever think about how my listless life is like perfect and liiiiiike the grass is prett and you man?" I said dragging and sluring in my speech.

"......You high?" Ohta asked.

"Hell yeah" I said.

"420 what you smoking." Ohta said

"Dat weed boi" I said.

"Hey baby, you know why I love you" Ohta said as he laid down next to Tanaka.

"No" I said.

"Cause i can do whatever. I want to you and get away with it"Ohta said pulling the high as Italy's balls.(hetalia anyone?)

"That's sweet daddy" I said.

"That's my bitch" Ohta said

Wasssup bitches I am tired, I was doing some yard work and I got finished so Enjoy This crack chapter

Love me your author Daddy~