Well it's art.

My boyfriend experiences

So this is such a radom story,
but I was thinking on some dumb stuff that has happened to me and this is one of the first that had came to mind.

So I hope you don't mind this random as can be story.
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So I've had a total of two boyfriends,
And I'm still single and all, but these didn't go very far much and I am the one that broke the both off.

And for these stories I'll go on to both of them because ahh it's a little dumb but funny.

So my first ever boyfriend was in kindergarten.

Back then a lot of people really liked me,like girls would come up to me and want to be my friend, and boys would come up to me with drawing they did and give me their extra food or candy. And I wasn't sure why they did it, but they all really liked me back then.

And for some reason and even now,
A lot of people like me.

And this isn't to brag or nothing because I really don't understand how.

I was and still am socially awkward person,
And it takes a lot for me to be open.

And not to mention I was a pretty chubby kid.
And that's not saying it a bad thing,
I love chubby people, because I can poke their cheeks and pinch and they are like teddy bears.

Off topic but I was pretty chubby so I couldn't understand the concept of people actually liking me.

But back to the story,

For this story we will call the boy,Fred

And Fred was a complete sweetheart to me,
Like whatever I wanted I got.
You see that extra juice,
you bet you're shit I got it.

And he did everything to make sure I was happy as can be.

And to be fair he was the ruler of the play ground.
Our little kindergarten class he was the king of it, and I was the queen because I was with Fred.

And this is before hover boards and iPhones and tide pods.
It was the 2000s and that was the absolute shit.

Sad to say we only lasted a  3 months and I had to move away.
Plus my dads really protective and ya.

So that was my first one, cute am I right.

Now for the one you've been waiting for,
The shit storm itself.

Middle school,
The year of complete shitier.

We will call him ein (you see were I'm going)

Now middle school it self wasn't horrible I enjoyed it to death.

I was there from third grade to graduation.

So I don't know why I decided I would go out with this football player, well player.

He was a teachers kid and you know they talk.
Wether good, bad. You don't know.

And I was pretty well liked.
I'm not really sure how much but I talked to a friend and ya girl was crushed on a lot.

Why I don't know.

But I went out with ein,
And it lasted, not a month not two months,
Not even a year. It lasted two week.

And boy was that two weeks something.
Not gonna lie still pretty chubby in middle school and I had already low self confidence and self esteem still go but boy was it bad and I haven't even peaked yet.

So he asked me out in the cafeteria no less,
The big shot probably thought
no way could I be told no she would seem like a horrible person in here if she said no.

Needles to say I said no.
And he was horrified that happened.

And I got confronted about it.
It was a mean girls, clueless, shit.

I got told off in a bathroom.
I go to the bathroom for my lady stuff not to be told off by two girls who I could have easily pushed away, but no big old pushover me was a scared baby.

They told me his feelings was really hurt why would I say no, how could I say no.
And to be honest they were both happy.

Because plot twist, they both liked him.
So to screw with them I told them,
sorry I was just so embarrassed that he asked me in front of all those people that I had to say no. And that if he had asked me when it was just the two of us I would have said yes.

And guess what, bet you are saying oh what.
I'll tell you what he had over heard and in the middle of hide and seek found me and asked me.

Wow! Just wow.

So to screw with said girls even more I said yes.

[quick disclaimer, I seem like a asshole but I really did like him but I was a wanna be playboy that thought that they was hot,..... so ein if you ever read this. Sorry boo you was great tho.]

And that was amazing and great living the fantasy. Till his mom found out.
But more plot twists she supports it.
Great for me she was my second fav teacher,
So it was a fantasy till ya bitch got cornered in a bathroom.

What's with me and bathrooms?

They told me a a buncha stuff and all this.
How I wasn't good enough, pretty enough.
Think of anything, middle school mean girl insult and that's what I got.

So I did a big screw you walked out and while they were watching, kissed him right there on the cheek.
And for those we weren't alive when I went to middle school. That was a big old deal.

It was like a anime, hearts were coming out and flying away. The girls had looked like they seen a ghost we got wolf whistles and everything.

The next day I broke it off.

...........maybe I am a asshole.
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So ya that's my story about my boyfriend experiences, feel free to leave a comment talking about yours. We can cry of be assholes together.

Sorry if I seem so out of it, it's 2 am here and I'm crying for the two days of peace I'll get.

But ya till next time.