Naruto: The Eraser Mic

Chapter 5

Naruto was slowly walking out of Anko's home as he held his head "Never again... never again am I trusting Anko to pour me a drink," he whispered as he approached a ramen stand. He sat down on a chair as he set his head on the counter "Welcome to Ichiraku Ramen, what would you like to order?" said a woman's voice as he looked up and saw a slender woman with long, dark brown hair and large black eyes, plus fair skin. She wore a white robe with the sleeves folded, a sort of dark blue apron with ribbon ties at the top and a bright white bandanna. She looked at him as he said: "Can you make a combination of Salt Ramen and tomato juice?"

"Uhh, maybe? But I'll get it to you right away," she said as went into the back. Naruto set his head back on the counter as he tried to make his headache go away. As he waited for his food he whispered to himself "Aww man, now Aizawa-tou-san and Yamada-tou-san will be wanting to know where I've been last night," as he beat his head on the counter. He took a deep breath as he then heard: "Kaa-chan, I'm sure Naruto-oni-chan is fine," said Mito as she, Kushina, and Naruko sat down next to him

"Y-yeah, you're right, he's a Jonin now. He's an adult, I'm sure it was just a normal date," Kushina said as the woman came over with Naruto's food

"Oh, Kushina, Mito, Naruko! You're here early," she said as she set down Naruto's food in front of him "here you go,"

"Thank-you," Naruto replied as he started eating

"Ayame-chan, how are you this morning?" Naruko asked

"I'm fine, the usuals?" Ayame asked with a smile

"Yes, please," Kushina said as she looked over "Naruto?". Naruto kept on eating as he eyed them. He swallowed his food as he said: "Uzumaki-san, Mito-san, Naruko-san, how are you?"

"Naruto-oni-chan, what are you doing here?" Mito asked as she looked at her brother. He had bloodshot eyes and a bad case of bed head "Urgh, just a hangover, so how did you introductions go?" he replied

"A hangover! You where drinking?!" Kushina shouted as Naruto, who had a calm face

"It's not like I had a choice, but yes I was drinking... until Anko slipped me a ruffie," Naruto said as he continued eating

"Y-you were drugged and raped?" Kushina asked with a twitching eye

"I wouldn't call it rape... but yes, but I'm not pressing charges,"

"YOU WERE DRUGGED, ONI-CHAN!" Naruko shouted at the top of her lungs

"Your point? She's my girlfriend, this has happened many times before. The only problem I have is that she would just ask and not put something in my drink,"

"Where is Anko-chan at the moment?" Kushina asked with a sick smile

"Why are we even having this conversation again?" Naruto deadpanned as he was done eating. He put his hand in his pocket to take out some money when Kushina slapped some money next to the bowl "I'll pay," she said as Naruto shrugged

"Alright, see you three around, I guess," Naruto said as he left without saying anything else.

Later:

Naruto arrived home as he opened the door and was assaulted by a flying boot. He was hit in the face as he comically fell backward and someone shouted "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!" as Naruto looked up to see a man with blonde hair in a messy bun with glasses. He wore a leather jacket over a white-t with a prayer-bead necklace. He also wore sweats with a red line down the legs and sneakers "Anko drugged my drink and I had another 'adventure' with her, this time it involved hand-cuffs and purple lace, tou-san," Naruto said as Yamada rubbed the bridge of his nose