Naruto: The Eraser Mic

Chapter 4

"I wasn't thinking at all, Anko-chan," said Naruto as both him and Iruka looked at an angry Anko in the doorway

"Still, WHAT THE FUCK!?" she shouted as she marched over to him and shook him with tears "DO YOU WANT ME TO BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?!"

"A-Anko-c-chan... s-set me down," said Naruto as his wounds opened back up

"EEP!" said Anko as she set Naruto back down

"I'll go get the med-kit," said Iruka as he went to go grab the said object

"Still, the question remains!" said Anko

"Well I wasn't thinking at all, what I did was reckless and stupid... and I guess I'll pay you back in whatever way possible," replied Naruto

"Whatever way~?" asked Anko with a sparkle in her eyes and a devilish grin

"Y-yes," replied Naruto

"Then... how about a date!" she said

"Alright, when?" asked Naruto

"My house, next week, 6 o'clock!" she said as she kissed him and left. Naruto stood there, stunned as Iruka came into the room and said: "Nice knowing your, taichou,"

Next Week:

Naruto stood in front of his class, looking at the people who would become genin "Alright everybody, settle down," he said as they became silent "Alright... first off, other teams up to team 6 are already being taken care of in other classes, while you will get the rest, any objections?"

"No, sensei!" they shouted

"Please, from this day on, call me Naruto," said Naruto as he looked down at a clipboard "alright, so I'll be going backwards, so Team 11, or Team Guy, is still active, Team 10 will be, Chōji Akimichi, Shikamaru Nara, and Ino Yamanaka, your sensei will be Asuma Sarutobi," said Naruto

"Alright, looks like we're on the same team, Shikamaru!" said Choji with a smile

"Alright, next is Team 9, which I forgot to mention earlier as they are being taken care of by another class, then Team 8 will be Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyūga, and Kiba Inuzuka, your sensei will be ,Kurenai Yūhi," said Naruto as the said student smiled "Team 7 will be Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha-"

"WOO HOO! LOVE CONQUERS ALL, INO-PIG!" shouted Sakura

"Haruno!" said Naruto in a raised voice as she quickly sat back down

"Okay, as I said, Sasuke Uchiha, Mito and Naruko Uzumaki Namikaze, your teachers will be Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze and Kakashi Hatake, it's been a pleasure teaching you all these past years, and I hope that you all do great things in the future," said Naruto as the students cheered as Naruto remembered that he had to be ready to go somewhere. He was about to leave when 5 people came into the door. They were Kurenai, Asuma, Kakashi, and Kushina "Team 10, with me," said Asuma as Choji, Ino, and Shikamaru stood up and left with him

"Team 8," said Kurenai as Hinata, Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino stood up and left with her

"Finally, Team 7!" said Kushina as she held Kakashi by the ear

"Why are you doing this to me?" asked Kakashi with tears

"Because I don't want to keep them waiting!" said Kushina as she turned and saw Naruto "Oh Naruto! Good thing you're here! Come with us, you're on our team, right?!"

"Wait, Naruto!" said Kakashi as he stood up straight "Sorry, sir, I'm late!" he said as he saluted as Naruto

"At ease, Kakashi, now take your students and get going... I have a hell to get to," said Naruto as he tried to walk out of the classroom, only to be stopped by Kushina

"Where are you going, Sochi?" she asked

"First off: I'm a Jonin, second: I'm a teacher, and third: I'm not your Sochi, now move Uzumaki-san," said Naruto as Kushina felt her lungs rattle and she moved. Naruto continued down the hallway as Kushina said "Alright, first mission as Team 7... follow Naruto!" said Kushina

"K-Kushina, a-are you sure that's a good idea?!" asked Kakashi

"Kaa-chan, why are we going to follow, Naruto-sensei?" asked Naruko

"N-Naruto-sensei?" asked Kushina

"Yeah, he's been teaching us, well them, for 4 years," said Mito

"Well... I just want to know what he's been doing!" said Kushina while in the back of her mind 'Naruto-kun's a sensei and a Jonin? When did this happen? And why did Kakashi suddenly seem afraid of him?'

A Few Hours Later:

The newly formed Team 7 followed Naruto to his apartment, to the surprise of Kushina, and waited in nearby trees for him to come out. Sakura was asleep as Kakashi was reading his book. Kushina was staring intensely at his apartment door while Sasuke was dozing off. Mito and Naruko where playing a card game when suddenly... Narutos' door opened "Finally!" whispered/yelled Kushina as she saw Naruto in a Tuxedo and had his hair slicked back

"Wow, look at Naruto," said Mito as he walked down with his hands in his pockets and walked into town with them following on the ground. Naruto then went into a Dango Shop "What's Naruto-kun getting here?" asked Kushina

"I don't know what Naruto-taichou is getting," replied Kakashi

"Wait, Taichou?" asked Kushina

"Questions for later, look," said Kakashi as Naruto came out with a bouquet of... dango? There where many types of dango as Naruto held it in a fashion one would hold a bouquet of flowers. He then sighed as he walked away from the shop "Why does he have all that dango?" asked Kushina

"Wait, this can only mean- we should stop!" said Kakashi as Kushina was nowhere to be seen "and she's gone,"

"Um, sensei, if you don't mind me asking, where is Naruto-sensei going?" asked Sakura

"Somewhere that only the strong-willed would go, now how about we go drag Kushina-san back before she shreds a section of Konoha to ribbons!" replied Kakashi with an eye-smile as they all shivered

With Naruto:

Naruto loosened the collar of his suit as he approached a door. He knocked on it as he hid the dango behind his back "Dear Kami, why do you do this to me?" he asked as the door opened to reveal Anko in a revealing light red dress

"Naruto-kun, glad you came by," she said with a smile as Naruto shivered

"Y-yeah... here I got you something," said Naruto as he showed her the dango

"My Kami, I've died and gone to heaven, thank-you Naruto-kun!" she said with excitement as she took the dango in one hand and grabbed him with the other

"Dear Kami help me," whispered Naruto as he was pulled into the building. Meanwhile, Kushina and the rest of Team 7 saw this and she said: "Why is my Sochi at Anko-sans?"

"Well time to get going, we'll see you at Training ground 3 at 9!" said Kakashi as Kushina grabbed Kakashi by the shoulder

"No, we're going to see what's going on!" she said with determination

"Kushina... what we-no- they are about to see will scar them for the rest of their lives," said Kakashi

"And why's that!" asked Kushina

"Let's just say... it's a live-action Icha-Icha novel," said Kakashi as Kushina blushed

"O-oh," she said as her hair become similar to that of the nine-tails "WHAT!"

"K-Kushina-san, calm down," said Kakashi as she started to raise her fists "RUN!"

[Hope you all enjoyed this chapter, sorry if it's late]