The Tough Ones

Chapter 3- dealing with that douche monkey

Hey guys, just thought I would tell you I tend to swear a bit so if you don't like it either block it out or just don't comment on it at all please!! ^-^

The slam of books on the desk behind me indicated that Jace had decided to attend maths for once. I groaned internally hoping this lesson just goes a lot quicker.

Mrs Calendar started writing some mathematical nonsense down on the board which I tried to keep up with, but failed miserably.

"Has anyone got the answer?" she asked her manly voice filling the classroom as she glanced around, "Elizabeth do you know what to do?" I winced at my own name. Urgh thanks man voice.

"What was that?" Mrs Calendar looked at me her cheeks on fire as her head shuck with frustration.

Oh fuck.

"I do not appreciate these profanities being used in my class room Miss Greenwood!!" Her eye began to twitch and I used all of me not to laugh at her.

"Sorry Miss it won't happen again," I said trying to keep my shaking shoulders still.

"Miss, I think Elizabeth is laughing about the situation, how immature is that!!" Jace told Miss with fake shock on his face.

"Shut it you grunting monkey" I said as I turned around to him "But no actually that would be offensive to monkeys!" I told him as the sickly sweet smile never left my face.

"Like you can talk!!" he growled in my face, "I can't even tell if you are a woman or a monkey due to your lack of femininity!" 

"If you're going to throw insults at me try some good ones you idiotic chimp," my voice raised more firm than I expected.

"Miss Greenwood, Mr Matthews! I do not want you disrupting my lesson further please attend to the Head masters office!" Mrs Calendars manly voice raised over our fight. I slung my satchel over my shoulder and stomped out of the class. "This is all your fault you know" I told him as i strutted down the corridor.

"You know shaking your ass as you walk isn't going to make me apologize" he said, smirk evident on his face.

"Then stop staring at my ass you pervert," I told him quicker down the corridor trying not to make my hips sway, but only succeeding to walk like I had shat myself.

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"This is unacceptable behavior Miss Greenwood and Mr Matthews," Mr Fenton, our Head told us, "I expect my best students in the sports division would be on their best behavior and become role models for our younger students, to hear this disruption in Miss Calendar's class has made me extremely disappointed in you too!"

"Sorry sir," we said, I looked down into my lap to hide the embarrassment from the first time ever being in trouble. My perfect record. God I'm a nerd.

"Miss Greenwood," he said gaining my attention once again, "You can go back to class but I accept a written apology to Miss Calendar by tomorrow, okay?"

"Yes sir," I said as I stood from my seat.

"What!" Jace said standing from his seat, "she gets off clean, she was much a part of this as me!" he crossed his arms across his chest like a little kid.

"Well Mr Matthews, Elizabeth here has a completely clean record no detentions and no disruption in class so therefore she only has a warning. However Jace, your school record is far from perfect," he made his way over to the filing cabinet, "would you like me to take both out?"

"No sir."

"As I thought, Elizabeth," he turned his attention back to me, "you can go."

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"You actually called him a chimp?!" Jessica questioned still laughing as I told her the story of maths.

"It was the best insult i could think of without breaking open the swears in front of Miss!"

"What did Annabelle do?"

"I'm pretty sure at one point she was gasping and saying 'This is outragous'," we laughed about slut number one/ex-friend/pretentious bitch.

Jess carried on making fun out of her doing her glorious impression with her finger pushing up her nose like a pig, with me snorting like a pig.

"No the pigs are loose in the wild!" Tyler sat as he sat down next to me.

"Ha Ha very funny" I punched his shoulder lightly my hand tingling with the slightest of touch to him. Tyler had always been one of my best friends and nothing was going to change that. Maybe except from the fact that if he ever found out about my crush on him he would probably run away and never talk to me again. He would rather become a mountain goat in Scotland than date me.

"I heard about little miss rebel over here disrupting Miss Calendar's class well done!" Kyle said as he sat next to Jess. He lightly kissed her on the cheek. So they've made up. Good.

"That would be me," I said laughing, "however even though it was entirely Jace's fault my perfect record finally has a blemish." I drew my finger down my face resembling a tear.

"It obviously wasn't entirely my fault if you also got in trouble," I heard that damned voice over me and my grin turned into a scowl.

"Jace can you please go away," the bored tone was clear in my voice "no one here actually likes you"

"Oh darling, if only that were true," he said winking at me. Okay why the fuck is he calling me darling. Ew no get away from me. "We all know that you secretly have a crush on me. just like everyone else."

"Oh my god. How arrogant can you actually get?!" I stood up to try and make my self seem more intimidating before realising it was 5'4 vs 6'. Crap. "I hate you why in gods name would I ever like you?!"

"Well, they do say there is a thin line between love and hate," He started walking backward back to the slut corner.

"Yeah and in this case I love hating you."

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Yo kidz! 

It took me too long to update because I kept sitting down ready to write and then getting homework from my (Sexy) english teacher. So guys we have probably all started school now, one week in and I have all ready lost my school jumper (well done lydia.)

Yo I wanna know where you are from and what school is like there!!! Like i live in the UK and it is rubbish because we have uniforms and stuff (and my drama teacher hates me)

So yeah.

Till next time bby.