❛ 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆.❜ ━━ it 2017 headcanons.

🌕Pick-Up Lines (Cast/Losers)🌕

💝Jaeden💝
-"do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"
-"do you know what my shirts made of? Boyfriend material?"
-"Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'll be Pretty Cute."

🌩Finn🌩
-"are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
-"are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."
-"there's only one thing I'd ever want to change about you, and that's your last name."

🦒Wyatt🦒
-"I'd say God Bless You but it looks like he already did."
-"there must be something wrong with my eyes, I just can't take them off you."
-"didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?" [No?] oh.

🐪Jack🐪
-"is it hot in here or is it just you?"
-"are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that!"
-"I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?"

🎍Bill🎍
-"If nothing lasts forever, will you please be my nothing?"
-"are you French because Eiffel for you."
-"you spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent!"

🌝Richie🌝
-"is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!"
-"what has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
-"I know you're busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?"

🌟Stanley🌟
-"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start."
-"do you like science cause I've got my ion you."
-"are you a banana because I find you a-peeling."

🥐Eddie🥐
-"Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?"
-"if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
-"are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary?"

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