❛ 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆.❜ ━━ it 2017 headcanons.

💎Them As Things I've Said💎

📘Jaeden📘
"Where are the fishies?"

"Follicles. F-O-L-L-I-C-L-E-S. Fo-Li-culs. *laughs*"

📐Finn📐
"No one wants your bRoCcoLi, GRANDMA!!"

"St. Vincent my ass!!"

🔎Wyatt🔎
"If that paints missing when I get back, imma chop your 2 inch dick off."

"Can someone tell me why the fuck Samuel's eating my pencil?!"

📚Jack📚
"Gertrude?! Did someone say GERTRUDE?!?!"

"Don't lie to me Francis! You know how I feel about lukewarm potatoes."