ROAR went the Nundu. Newt patted it. It was a good nundu. Tina watched Newt and snorted. She liked snorting, it made her feel Peppa pig, her favourite Teletubbie. Newt laughed.
"your snort sounds like a penguin giving birth." Newt laughed. Tina licked her lips. Her lips tasted like grape soda. Newt licked his elbow. His elbow tasted like cranberry jello. They both wiggled their tounges in the air and walked in a circle like crabs. They jumped towards each other and grabbed each other's elbows and squatted up and down seven times. They stopped and looked in each other's eyes with passion.
"Niffler, niffler, niffler!" they chanted. Suddenly the nundu whacked Queenie's cheese wheel and it split in half
"NO!" they both yelled and they ran out of the case to tell Queenie.
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Newt and Tina- My heart will go on
FanfictionNewt and Tina find themselves in a mall and decide to date each other. Keep reading to find out what happens next.
