I tried to remain consistent and keep all of Wally's texts on the left side and Dick's on the right.
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Wally: Hey!
Guess what
Dick: ?
Wally: I got that popcorn kernel out of my teeth finally.
Dick: Wow!
How long that take you? 3 hours.
Wally: Yes.
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Dick: Everyday you wake up, you go to work, you put sugar in your coffee
and you watch it disappear into nothingness.
But the sugar doesn't know why
Sugar didn't ask to be born.
Wally: Are you high or sleep deprived?
I honestly can't tell
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Dick: Shoot for the moon. If you miss here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3475 KM and you could not have f***ed this up more.
Wally: All I ask for is support. Is that too much to ask for?
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Wally: You know how magicians will put their hands in their hats and pull a rabbit out, where do the rabbits come from?
Dick From the rabbit realm
It goes like this
The hand emerges. It is time. The rabbit must choose a sacrifice.
Wally: Ah. Thanks.
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Dick: In Japanese they don't say moon
They say tsuki. Which literally translates to moon
And I think that's how language works
Wally: I'm trying to sleep
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Wally: I still think 10 years ago was 1990
Dick: Me too man
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Wally: Our relationship with ants is weird.
Dick: How so?
Wally: Ants are all like "Hey I only want these crumbs okay?" and we're all like "You most certainly will not!"
Dick: What class are you in right now?
Wally: English. Can't you tell?
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Wally: I'm partially glad I'm not rich.
If I had an infinite supply of money I'd certainly have eaten myself to death on Reese's peanut-butter cups by 14.
Dick: So dying a warrior's death means nothing to you?
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