Super Mario Party: Whomp's Domino Ruins | Part 1

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20 turns

Ninten: Mario
Ness: Yoshi
Lucas: Goomba
Claus: Hammer Bro

*Cutscene plays*

Ninten: Mario Party!

Ness: Yay!

Lucas: Yay!

Claus: I hate party games!

Lucas: Why are you so angsty!

Claus: I don't know!

Ninten: Playing Whomp's Domino Ruins, and hopefully Lucas doesn't murder us at this oof

Claus: To all viewers out there, Lucas may be nice irl, but in party games-

Ness: He's a jerk.

Claus: That doesn't even start it. He needs to be banned.

Lucas: :(

*Toad starts talking*

Lucas: :3

Claus: Don't give us that face. 

Lucas: :3

Claus: STOP!

Lucas: >:3

Ness: This'll take a while...

Ten minutes later...

Ness: It's been like ten minutes and we're still on Toad's first text box, like seriously

Ninten: Well, Lucas has stopped making cat faces-

Lucas: (づo◕‿◕o)づ

Ness: Oh my god...

Lucas: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Ninten: HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE THESE FACES 

Ness: HOW IS HE SO ADORABLE

Claus: I DON'T KNOW

Lucas: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Claus: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

Ninten: Look at the chat go holy crap-

Another ten minutes later...

Claus: Can we, like, start playing PLEASE?! WITHOUT LUCAS MAKING THOSE FACES?!

Ninten: You ask me

Lucas: Sure! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

Ness: STOP

Claus: Let's just play please...

Ninten: GUYS THE CHAT IS FILLING UP WITH LUCAS FANGIRLS WHAT DO I DO

*Toad continues*

Claus: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE WHOMPS TOAD THEY'RE NOT THAT SCARY

Ninten: Mood.

Whomp: No entry! Nobody gets past here! Nothin' doin'!

Claus: "Nothin' doin'?"

Ness: Since when did Whomps sound like southerners?

Lucas: Do all southerners sound like that?

Ness: idk

Ninten: The chat says no

Whomp: Unless you're willing to cough up a coin or two.

Everyone: Of course

Toad: Yikes! The terrors never end here!

Lucas: If you're talking about waking Claus up at 3 in the morning, then sure.

Ness: 

Ninten:

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