Noragami Texts 2

Happy New Year!!

Tenji: Already??

Mayu: Yes, god tenji. It is that time again..

Yato: WOO!!! WOOOO!!! WOOOOO—

Daikoku: sHUT YOUR TRAP!!

Yukine: He's legit screaming in real life tho. Please come murder him..

Yato: is that AnY way to treat your god?

Kofuku: Yato~ Happy new year!!

Yato: Kofu! Happy new year, babe~

Hiyori: ...

Daikoku: stay away from my lady! Ya no good god!

Bishamon: Why.. am I even.. hERE?!

Kazuma: Ahem. We are all here because Hiyori wanted all of us to get along. She hasn't gotten credit because the author hasn't had time to really write a full chapter dedicated to Yato, Yukine, and her shenanigans.

Bishamon: who tf if "author"

Kazuma: nvm.. just carry on.

Kouto: MUAHHAHAHA!! ANOTHER YEAR TO—

Nora: no..

Kouto: what did you just say—

Nora: nO! Every year we try. It's been two already. (I think just ask author) I'm done trying. Bye now~

*Nora has left the chat*

Hiyori: That was easy

Bishamon: Sure..

Yato: why do they even come into the chat if they know they'll fail?..

Tenji: Maybe they want more chapter time?

Kofuku: Or maybe they're so bankrupt that the author has just given up on creative content in total. So badly that the end of this book will be—

*Kofuku was kicked out of the chat*

Kazuma: *pushes up glasses* No spoilers..

Gods: :||||

Regalias: uhmmmmm.....

Kazuma: ugh.. just get on with the new year new me stuff. Gods? What are your resolutions?

Bishamon: To destroy hobo in every moment of the world. Whether it risks my life or not..

Yato: To become a true god and make half naked bastard beg for mercy at my feet.

Bishamon: no god!

Yato: half naked!

Bishamon: you already used that!!

Yato: I didn't say bastard!!

Tenji: To get away from them..

Kazuma: Mine is to.. well. I actually don't think I have a resolution.. hmm. Regalias?

Yukine: Get away from yato

Mayu: Get yato a place in Oklahoma or Maine.

Yukine: wth is an Oklahoma or Maine?

Hiyori: Get yato a shrine.. he deserves one ^////^

Yato: awwwww hiyori~

Hiyori: it's nothing! Don't worry about it, Yato..

Daikoku: To make my lady happy.

*kofuku entered the chat*

Kofuku: Awwww!! Thank you Daiko!!

Kouto: to kill every single one of you until you wither up into a piece of sh!t on the side of the road. Only waiting to be licked by one of my hounds

*Kouto was kicked from the chat*

Author: that's enough of him. Happy new year everyone!! Noragami Texts 2 will return January 14th of 2019!

Going on Hiatus! ❤️ thank you all for the most fantastic years on wattpad ever! Really, I thank you 🙂