❤Elastic Hearts❤ (Darkiplier x Reader)[[SMUT]]

Chapter III: Fun and Games

(this is ur outfit, just ignore the hair and you have on black stockings.)

Y/n's POV

I woke up in the morning with Dark hugging me. He was still quite asleep and indeed did NOT look like a morning person. 'how do I get out of this one.... I KNOW!' I grabbed my skeleton cat plushie and slipped carefully out of Dark's grasp and quickly slipped the plushie in replace if my. I mentally gave myself a thumbs up, then I went to the bathroom and changed into my outfit (above) then I put on my eyeliner and black lipstick.

I then noticed everyone was still asleep. Originally I would be asleep, but I just wanted to wake up early so I could write some random shit down. I walked to the kitchen and decided to make breakfast. Right now it was 9:00 a.m. I got out some bacon, pancake batter, syrup, and cinnamon roll stuff. I made that of course and then I set everything up on the table. I had out everything on plates in the center of the table, I had a bowl of chocolate chips on the table, it was perfect.
  
      I then went back to my room and got back in Dark's arms. He was cold, but that's exactly how I like it. I kissed his forehead. "Psst..." I whispered. He didn't respond. "PSSSST!" I whispered a little louder. "Psst, master." I whispered. He had a smirk on his face.  "You should know better than to wake me up and call me Master right after." He said. His morning voice was lower than usual. AND IT WAS HOT!

      He rolled on top of me and stared into my eyes. He kissed my lips passionately and roughly. I kissed back. He moved down my neck and found my spot. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE ONE.  I bit my tongue. "Oooo, resisting huh, I can fix that." He said. IN HIS FRIGGIN SEXY MORNING VOICE!

     He pushed the button on my collar and I couldn't help but moan. He chuckled and kissed my lips again. Then he got off and he went to his room and changed. "Before I forget, I made breakfast btw." I said. "Ok!" He shouted back. I put my short hair in space buns and put a white rose flower crown in my hair. Then I went to the kitchen and sat on the counter and got some tea in a tea cup.

      I pulled out my journal and wrote down some shit that I dislike, and things that I like. A note fell out of my book.

'i'м cσмiทg ƒσr yσυ ∂αrℓiทg - ωω'

     I never wrote this.... Eh, free snack. I ate the note and just continued writing.(Mood) I then watched everyone walk in and their jaw dropped when they saw food on the table. "Are you just going to stand there, because there is a standing fee." I said.   Dark walked over to me and kissed my forehead. I blushed and just hid it by taking a sip of my tea.

      'I wonder if I should tell them.' "Tell us what?" Dark asked. "UNICORNS ARE DIEING!" I shouted sarcastically. He smirked and pulled out the remote to the shock collar. "SHIT!" I shouted. I sat down the tea and ran into a near by closet. He pressed the button twice and I muffled my moans by covering my mouth with my hands.

       I then dashed back to the kitchen. Dark just laughed and everyone else were confused. I rolled my eyes and continued sipping on my tea while writing. "So what was it that you wanted to tell us?"  Dark asked. 'WEEEELLLL, I sort of got this note that told me that someone is coming for me and there was no name at the end... Just initials, WW, i think.' "WHY WOULD THAT CANDY CANE LICKING BASTARD BE— oh, fuck... Fuck fuck fuck." Dark said. Everyone looked at him confused and stopped eating.

       "Wilford is after Y/n." He said. Everyone looked worried after me. "What, did my eyeliner mess up?" I asked. "Wilford is as dangerous as me, he wants your blood. So he'll probably shoot you to get it." He said. "WHAT?! WHEN I WANTED TO DIE I MEANT POISONED OREO MCFLURRY'S NOT GUNS!" I shouted.  "You'll have to be with us 24/7, we can't risk losing you." Dark said. "Agreed, Y/n is like my little sister, I can't let him fucking do something to her." Anti said.

       Everyone nodded in response. "Heeeyyy, I still need my privacy you know." I said. "he can take you at any second." Dark said. "I can take care of myself, I'm 18 not a child." I said. Dark sighed. "Ok fiiinne." I said. He nodded.

       I finished sipping on my tea and I sat upside down on the couch in the living room.  I held my skirt down so it doesn't show anything. I messed with my black belly button ring for a few seconds then I sat up and read a book.  I them changed my clothes again because I wanted to wear something about Gerard Way right now.

(Ignore da hair)
       I then went up to my room and talked with Dark. We just had casual conversations and played 'Would You rather.' Suddenly Mark ran in here yelling at Dark for killing someone. "Well, I was pissed off at Google, he is so fucking stupid at times." Dark yelled.

        Then Glitch and Google chimed in and Host was narrating and Anti and Sean we're trying to get them all to shut up. Suddenly someone grabbed my waist.  I turn to see a man with a pink mustache. "DARK, PINKIE PIE GRABBED MY WAIST!" I screamed. Everyone got quiet. Pinkie Pie dude pinched my pressure point and I passed out. 

           When I woke up I was tied up in Christmas lights. I groaned and ripped it off. I am assuming Wilford kidnapped me. Wilford walked in. "Since it is night, I will let you sleep, but, when you wake up, get changed and meet me in the garden." He said. He then left and locked the door. I looked at the Christmas lights. I broke one of the bulbs and cut a romantic numeral of 1 on my arm. "Day one." I whispered.

        I layed down in the honestly really comfortable bed and fell asleep. Out of all colours in the world... Why must this room be pink.