Kaminari: Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for life. Teach a man to use google, and you'd never have to teach him how to do anything ever again.
Sero: Dude its 2AM go the fuck to sleep
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Kaminari: Oh. My. God.
Bakugou: What the fuck is it Pikachu?
Kaminari: Baths are just reverse boats...
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou: Hey so yeah urm. Quick question. WHATTHEFUCK??!!
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Kaminari: Dude, the difference between looking at the stars and looking at the sun is like the difference between listening to a choir singing and having someone scream into your ear.
Kirishima: What the heck am I supposed to do with this information?
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Kaminari: You know, staring at someone is only creepy, if the other person is not attracted to you.
Mina: Oh no wonder Jiro finds you creepy!
Kaminari: ... wow low blow.
Mina: Well maybe you should have gone to sleep FIVE FUCKING HOURS AGO!
Kaminari: ...
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I could just imagine Kaminari being that one kid in anyone's group who has shower thoughts, even when he isn't in the shower.
Btw I stole all of these from youtube lol. I cant come up with original content.
