I remember back when I was in kindergarten during class time we where transitioning to our reading unit where we got our own book in a bag and allowed to read the books in the bag. (Mine mostly contained Junie B. Jones titles). This one kid thought that sanitize was a water and drank it from the pump.
My teacher was like " What the hell don't drink that! "
He was sorry and then proceeded to drink the soap from the pump as well. I'm sad I lack the talent to make this up. The teacher rushed him to the nurse, then some girl at my table threw up behind me.
Kids whatever you do NEVER INGEST ANY CLEANING PRODUCTS! IF someone does ingest cleaning products call the nurse or poison control.
YOU ARE READING
I'm not JOKING!
HumorI created jokes, and express some life experiences now laugh at them. I'm sorry that I'm kind of cringy. Please don't steal my Jokes make your own!
