I'm not JOKING!

As a kindergartner

I wonder why it's called kindergarten, my parents couldn't afford the funds to send me to preschool, and I was held back from being a kindergartner early because of some state legislation crap. This is why being born in September sucks. Let me tell you about my antics as a Young boi. 

On the first day of school my kindergarten teacher  gave us a  word search, and I filled it out with all of the names we where given in the word bank.  I would later go home that day and create folders for my whole class  on my PlayStation 2's hard drive in hopes i could invite them over to play some playsation 2 games together. That never happened.

If you where a good student you where an almighty panther, and received a panther plush and something from the teachers treasure box.  I had gotten an almighty panther plushie and also a toy tambourine despite being the last person to get them. 

A crush , maybe only a bit.  I had a crush in kindegarton his name was  Daemon, he was a pretty chill guy, he liked red monster trucks, and the song "Money in the bank" . (Don't know where he is now but eh whatever.)  Basically I would circle around the table 3 times then head to the restroom.  I was a weird child, okay.  I swear Daemon wasn't having it and just told me to stop.

I seen the first Night at the Museum when it first came out on showtime.  I remember the next day giggling a lot and the teacher called me out on it.  I told her what the Easter Island head said "Dum dum give me gum gum," She called my parents and I just lost hope in my teacher.

On mother's day I had to write my moms name and I was confused when my teacher put my moms birth name down instead of what my mom goes by because I never knew someone with that birth name before.  

I remember that  I had sat next to this one boy who basically  seemed so afraid of everything, and another boy who looked like he was going to destroy the world  with a banjo. (Totally not a Gutter mouth Reference.) Talking with clenched teeth , and not really talking much.

My kindergarten was an A.M Kindergarten which was half day. before the P.M kids. Me and my A.M. Friends made friends with the P.M kids.  I looked in my backpack and i found two baby bottles in my bag. I was like what the heck, how did they get here. So I showed my am friends.  everyone was really confused.  My friend said I broke one of the school rules and I should be punished for it so I cried until my mom picked me up from the bus stop.