"Uh, guys-"
"I WANNA GO HOME!!"
"G-Guys-"
"What is going on!?"
"Uh, hell-"
"OMG WERE GONNA DIE."
"GUYS!" Drew yelled.
"What?" Matthew said sarcastically.
"Calm down. Maddi, what's going on?"
"Well..." I did my best to give a brief overview of Equestrian history.
"So we're the Elements of Harmony?" Clara asked.
"More like the Elements of Disharmony." Ethan mumbled.
"I heard that!" Clara shouted.
"Oh come on its true! We all hate each other!"
"Pfft. Last time I checked you can't keep your eyes off me in class." I said. Hey, I speak the truth.
"You're the one who likes Drew!"
"Hey!"
"Wait what?"
"That was low." Grace mumbled. "Just like your IQ." Matthew rolled his eyes.
"Oh please, IM smarter than YOU Grace."
"In your dreams dumbass!" Clara yelled. Then everyone just started yelling at no one in particular.
"DUMBASS!"
"BITCH!"
"I HATE YOU!
"CLARA SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED!"
"IF WE KILLED MATTHEW RIGHT NOW IT WOULD BE A PUBLIC SERVICE!"
"LIKE ANYONE STILL WANTS YOU ALIVE!"
"OH SHUT UP AT LEAST I CAN READ! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO 13!"
"TELL THE EMO SLUT TO SHUT UP!"
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE!"
"FATASS!" Drew and Grace stood a bit further back.
"Uh, guys?"
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled unison.
"We can't go home till we fix this." I sighed.
"Shes right. Can't we get along for ONE day, just to get this over with?"
"UGH. I guess so." Ethan flew up to his sparkly 13. He tugged on it gently. It slid out, and returned to a lightning bolt shape.
"Hey, look! Is that right maddi?"
"Actually, yes, it is!" Drew walked over to the tree. He attempted to applebuck the tree. The elements fell out, and Ethan caught them.
"Nice." Matthew said, and hoofbumped Drew.
"Where'd the flowy-hair ponies go?" Clara asked. I shrugged.
"Must have been something in Canterlot." Ethan handed us the elements. The places where they belong had returned to their normal shape.
"Oh! We just have to find the true elements!" I explained how each individual received their cutie mark.
Five-ish hours later, we arrived at our destinations. A dragon egg stood before me. Older ponies stared at me, the same judges. I heard as scream as Grace is shoved out of the clouds. I start to break the dragon egg. SONIC RANBOOM!! Ethan did it! Drew is running to Sweet Apple Acres. Clara is planning a party. Matthew is... oh my god he's designing costumes. The egg breaks. I look at my flank. Nothing. I wait. Nope. PLAN FAILURE. CRAP.
