Hey guys I don't own this so if you know who wrote this or something sorry I just think it's funny.
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Luke:hey mum here's our new album
Liz:ok sweetie lets start with this one English love affair
Luke:.......
Liz:*starts song*
Luke:I'm just gonna.......
Liz:LUCAS ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT IS THIS! DRINKING ALL THE WAY TO THIRD DRAGGED ME OUT IF THE BAR TO THE BACKSEAT OF THE CAR OH U ARE SO WRONG IF U THINK IM GONNA LET U TOUR ALONE WITH THESE THREE PERVERTS OH NO I WILL TOUR WITH YOU FOREVER YOU GOT THAT MR PRINCESS GETTING NAKED??!?!?!?!!!?
Luke:y-yes
Liz:ok let's listen to this next one greenlight
Luke:*jumps out window*
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Lol I love this one 😂
WUV YOU
-Dakota
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