Ask The Bad Guy Team

EEEEEEEE STUPID CHRISTMAS TEST-

HEYY EVERYONE! I HAVE A PROJECT DUE ON THE LAST DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS BREAK. WHICH IS TOMORROW. FRICK ME IM SO GONNA FAIL-

emeade

*smiling like an idiot and chuckling slightly* hey you know that God thing? Well heh in another multiverse .... MY multiverse he heheheheh I'm a god heheheheh it's funny cause heh in that multiverse heh you called me a dirty minded god he heh and started dating horror he heheheheh it's funny heh well cya later lust 

Lust: uh....cool?

Lust: Hopefully the Horror in your universe is actually...

Lust: Hopefully Horror is a good fit for the other me.

*just wait a minute to process*

Lust: w...waIT-

Lust: GOD?!

Lust: HOLY SH-

Lust: I-I WAS JUST KIDDING! I WOULDN'T DATE YOU, I MEAN IF YOU WANTED TO OR..

Lust: NOT THAT I'M H-HITTING ON YOU! BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD! CAUSE YOU'RE A GOD AND ALL...

Lust: BUT I COULD DATE A GOD! BUT NOT YOU! NOT THAT YOU'RE UGLY OR ANYTHING YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY PRETTY...

Lust: U-UH! I MEAN-

L!Paps: Jeez, brother calm down! You could date a God, but only if they wanted to!

Lust: *deep breath* y-Yeah..

Lust: Being normal and not slutty is hard...

emeade

*run to catch up with horror* hey uh you ok? You literally just got rejected because of an ask hehehe

Horror: Oh! I'm fine, sure!

Horror: I know that I've been a jerk, and that he has every  right to act that way.

Horror: er...Maybe not that harsh, but he has every right to be mad and dissapointed. 

Horror: Also, it wasn't exactly because of an ask. I was being a jerk to begin with, and it absolutely wasn't okay. 

Horror: Being a jerk to anyone isn't okay...

Horror:....

Horror: Ah, pfft who am I kidding! I'm on a gosh darn murderous skeleton team of killers for god's sake! 

Oreo_Playz

WHO CAN SPEAK JAPANESE

~ IN THE CASTLE~

Nightmare: uhhh not me??

Error: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ALL OF THE ASKS IF I'M JAPANESE OR EUROPEAN JEEZ-

Nightmare: He's not just talking to you...?

Nightmare: self-centered b*tch

Error: EX-F*CKING-CUSE ME?!

Susie: ANYWAYS-

Susie: nope. 

~IN UNDERLUST~

Horror: *walking in the snow towards the hotel* Uh...no???

Horror: I mean, I watch anime sometimes??

Horror: But with subtitles...

Dust: *yawns and wakes up* h-Huh?

Dust: wh...why would I? No?

Dust: Killer doesn't either. *looks over at Killer, who's sleeping*

Dust: heh

~BACK IN THE CASTLE~

Cross: YUP!

Nightmare: wha-ACTUALLY?!

Cross: YEAH!

Error: Shouldn't you speak SPANISH?!

Cross: I can do that too! 

Nightmare: MY WAIFU'S SO SMART-

Susie: that is actually really cool.

Cross: lol I know!

Error: Say something. In Japanese.

Cross: あなたはレインボーバットの日付を記入する

Error: ...

Error: That is impressive. 

Nightmare: UR SO SMART OMG

Dragonfury13

PFFT you both suck, ive killed countless of bugs C= Including flies, gnats, mosquitoes, beetles, moths and a few other unidentified flying bugs. Im so good at killing bugs that if a bug that I don't like lands on a surface near me, their already dead C=

Error: *sharp inhale* FIRST OF ALL-

Error: YOUR SMILES SCARE ME. 

Error: SECOND-

Error: uh...

Error: GOOD JOB...?

Susie: That's actually slightly scary...that's dandy-

Nightmare: Have you ever hit your hand so hard to kill it that it hurts??

Cross: ....

Cross: that was so random????

Nightmare: IT WAS A NORMAL QUESTION!!

Cross: IT WASN'T NORMAL AT ALL!! 

Error: You guys fight about everything calm down jesus! 

Cross: *deep breath* Y-yes...he's right...calm down Cross, calm down...

Nightmare: *hugs Cross* I'm sorry...

Cross: me too Senpai...

Susie: EW-

Error: NEVER MIND THAT'S WEIRD GO BACK TO FIGHTING----