This was published a little early, because I might take some time off soon since SCHOOL is starting soon! Winter Break was fun while it lasted. :)
emeade
Hey error nice pun! I might give you the title of the pun master times a million you have good puns
Error: Eh, you can if you want, but I'm not as good as Killer. I'll admit that.
Error: And I'm not as annoying. I'll GLADLY admit that. even though everyone knew that-
Error: wait...how can you give someone a title a million times??? HOW DOES THAT WORK???????
Error: Basically, putting me as the Pun Master would be an Error.
Error: snrk, maybe I should be Pun Master hehe.
_nagitokomaeda_
hit or miss. I guess they never miss, huh?
Cross: Mwah~
Nightmare: oMG STOP WITH THAT SONG?
Killer: HE GON FIND ANOTHER A GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA!
Nightmare: ...I'm gay
Killer: HE GON SKRT THEN HIT THE DAB LIKE 'WHATS QUALIFA?"
Nightmare: First off, NO. I WILL NOT.
Nightmare: Second, what is Qualifa?
Killer: Well, I did some research, and apparently she's an ex-pornstar an-
Nightmare: YEAH, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE MOVING ON-
xXxOreoPlayzxXx
excuse meh i hav watched underverse
Cross: Hey, that's cool!
Cross: REALLY hard to act with Chara, with out history and stuff. He can be really annoying.
Nightmare: Oh yeah, I'm in it too.
Killer: ME TOO!!! I uh...didn't do much though.
Killer: But that's okay! COS MY PRESENCE IS ALL THEY NEED-
Error: Hey y'all, what are you talking about?
Killer: SQUEEEE YOU CAME BACK!!! *tackles Error*
Error: *glitches* GET OFF OF MEE_E_E_E_E_E_EEEEEE *crashes*
Killer: *backs away* Hehe, whoops!
Error: *reloads* WHAT THE F*CK?!
Killer: ...sorry?
Error: *rubs forehead* You know what, whatever. What were you talking about?
Cross: UnderVerse.
Error: Ohh! I remember that. I had to pretend I didn't like Ink...AND I got to see him without his vials.
Error: I knew he didn't have a soul but...wow.
Cross: I KNOW RIGHT!!! Soo freaky.
Error: That was the first episode you only had a single 5 second part...at the end.
Cross: Oh shut up Error!
emeade
blue,dream,and ink I'm sorry for unleashing a pun monster onto you by mistake
Blue: HMPH! You should be!
Blue: ...
Blue: Buuut, it's okay human! I forgive you!
Ink: Not a human.
Blue: ...huh?
Ink: She's not a human...she's different...
Blue: Oh! Well, I forgive you something! Mweh heh heh!
Dream: Aw, I forgive you too!
Ink: I forgive you as well! Even though I have this feeling something bad would happen if I didn't...
Dream: Say, Ink, did she tell you she wasn't a human?
Ink: Nope. I just kind of...knew?
Blue: Oh. Cool! You are super smart, without even knowing it!
Ink: Pfft, oh shut up Blue! *giggles*
Blue: MWEH HEH HEH!
Blue: Hey Ink, is it possible to make tacos for the hu-
Blue: I mean, something?
Ink: Uhh...maybe?
Blue: GOOD, COS I MADE SOME!!!
Blue: *holds fresh tacos in front of the ask*
Dream: ...maybe...they are asleep?
Blue: Well, I'll put it right here when they wake up!
Ink & Dream: ....*thinking* why is he so pure???
xXxOreoPlayzxXx
I dare you all to have a pool party when it is still winter
Nightmare: ohh god...
~AT A POOL, AT SOMEONES HOUSE~
Susie: *taps frozen water with his foot*
Susie: How are we supposed to-
Killer: *cannonballs into the frozen pool*KALLABUNGA!!!
Dust: kiLLER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Killer: *breaks ice and goes into the freezing water*
Killer: Hah, knew I wouldn't break my sku-
Killer: F*CK THIS IS COLD!!!
Dust: NO CRAP!!
Killer: h-heh...this m-might be a b-b-bad time t-to mention-n...but u-uh...
Killer: I u-uh...c-can't swim...
Dust: *facepalm* You're sO STUPID! *dives in and rescue Killer*
Killer: hehehehe...m-my hero...
Dust: let's g-go back a-and get u-us some t-towels... *teleports him and Killer back to the castle*
Nightmare: Usually, I don't even go swimming. *lies on a table*
Cross: *stares at the water, and kneels down and splashes the water*
Horror: *pushes Cross in* HAH!
Nightmare: YOU F*CKER! *grabs Horror with his tentacles and slams him into the water*
Cross: *swims out* C-C-COLD!!
Error: *sighs* Sooner or later, we are ALL going to be soaked and col-
Susie: MIGHT AS WELL GET A HEAD START!! *grabs Error and jumps in the pool*
Error: WHAT N____NNNONONONONONO- *drowns*
*JK, he just crashes*
Susie: *climbs out* Eh, kind of cold. Not reall- *notices Error slowly sinking*
Susie: S-SH*T! *dives in and rescues him*
Error: C_C_C_ON_TAC_T-----
Susie: That...didn't go as planned
Cross: n-now everyones c-c-old!
Horror: *sitting on the ledge* J-jesus this w-was a bad i-idea...
Nightmare: Hah, losers. *teleports everyone to back to the castle*
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