Pink eye

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America: *walking down the street*

Ciel: *walking down the street*

*they run into eachother*

America: oh hey dude

Ciel: *looks up hello*

America: why do you where an eyepatch

Ciel: non of your damn business

America: *rips off eyepatch*

Ciel: Hey!!

America: DUDE you have pink eye!

Ciel: pink eye? No I don't

America: *signature laugh* you have pink eye

Ciel: my eye color is pink, I don't have the disease

America: *snorts* you have pink eye!

Ciel: *gets angry* I DONT HAVE PINK EYE

America: HEY REINER COME HERE

*reiner comes*

Reiner: what

America: doesn't he have pink eye

Reiner: yeah he does

Ciel: I DONT HAVE PINK EYE. SEBASTIAN!!!!

Sebastian: Yes my lord *scary aura*

America: oh yeah! RUSSIA

Russia: you called?

Ciel: kill them Sebastian that's an order.

*sebastian stares at russia*

Sebastian: i rather not master

America & Reiner: PINK EYE

Ciel: you both are colossal dicks

Reiner: *eye brow wiggle*

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