Witwicky Twins

Chapter 1

I wake up to Sam pounding on my door telling to get that I have 2 hours to get ready for school, I hurridly rush to my bathroom showering, shaving then getting dressed, icurled my mint green hair, leaving my bangs in my face. I quickly put my make up on and grabbed my boots, they were black with red ribbons I quickly grab my books and my stuff for my genealogy project. I hurry down staris and my mom gives me a hug wishing me luck and handing me my smoothie in a bottle. I run out to see my bestie Liz waiting for me in her pick up truck with her broth miles and my brother as well. We drive to school and the boys go one way while we go the other. Finally last class of the day.

"Okay, mister Witwicky, you're up." Mr Tanner says sam quickly scoops everything up and rushes to the front

"Sorry, I got a lot of stuff." He starts "Oh-kay. For my family genea-ah" Trent throwsa paper ball at him causing the class to laugh.

"Who did- who did that? People! Responsibility."

"Okay. Um."

"So, for my family genealogy report, I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather, who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky. Very famous explorer. In fact, he was one of the first... to explore... the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal. In 1897, he took forty one brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf.So that's the story, right? And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools used by nineteenth century seamen." Everbody laughs at that immature basterds. Sam starts hawking our Grandfathers things

"This here is the quadrant, which you can get for eighty bucks. It's all for sale, by the way. Like the, uh, the sextant here. Fifty dollars for this, which is a bargain. These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses. I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things."

"Are you going to sell me his liver? Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the eleventh grade. I don't think your grandfather would be particularly proud of what you're doing." Mr Tanner tells him

"I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund. You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal. Cold hard cash works, too." He tells the class causing more laughter to ensud

"And the compass makes a- a great gift for Columbus Day."

"Sam!"

"Sorry. Um, unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather, the genius that he was, wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward, drawing these strange symbols and babbling on about some, uh, giant ice man that he thought he'd discovered."

The bell rings letting me be super happy finally gonna get my car I have 18000 saved up for the last two year and I was a straight A student

"Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not. Sleep in fear tonight."

"Here, you want? Here, fifty. Forty? Thirty?"

"Sam?" "Yeah. Sorry, sorry. Okay. Pretty good, right?"

"Uh... I'd say a solid B-minus."

"A B-minus?" See in the car Sam I hear Mr Tanner say as I'm walking out "You were hawking your great-grandfather's crap in my classroom."

"Hey Daddy, straight A's abd 18,000 dollars." I tell my father has I wait outside in the car for Sam. "Good job baby doll" we hear same shouting

"Yes! Yes, yes." "So?" "A-minus. It's an A, though." "Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A." "So I'm good?" "You're good." "I got a little surprise for you, two." As we pull up to a Porsche place "What kind of s-" his mouth drops open and lights up "Yeah, a little surprise."

"No. No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you got to be kidding me." Obviously he is, Sam you know dads to cheap to get us two porshes." "Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche." He says as he laughs at sam. "You think that's funny?" "Yeah, I think it's funny." "What's wrong with you?" "You think I'd really get you a Porsche? For your first car?" "I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing." "Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke." "It's not a funny joke." We pull up to a really grimy place "Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said- you said half a car, not half a piece of crap, dad." "When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine." "Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay? You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin?" "Yeah."