Conserversial chapter,skip now XD
Please skip if you're not a Christian or anything related to believing after live,God,Jesus,or Bible,I don't want people to be mad at me.
So this 'friend' is like,50-60somethin years old
Aaand he's a preacher
And last night we were talking about some of the books I read.
Then he requests that I start the Bible
For those who somehow don't know what a Bible is,it's basically a book followed by the Christian religion,and-I THINK-the Jewish religion,and the Catholic religion (Lemme know if I'm wrong.)and it tells people like,what to do to get to a good place called Heaven.Which is enternal happiness.
I think.
(Quick plug coming up XD)
For more info about the Bible,watch this vid below.Also,I sound weird to some of you,but this is what Christians are supposed to do,sooooo XD;
I warned you this would be conserversial
Anyway,meh friend requested that. . .
But. . .
I really dont wanna read it. . .
I'm already a good person in general
Friends:"HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-not your not"
shut up
I already know some of the BC stories
BC=Before Christ (Jesus Christ)
Like,the one with that huge guy with. . . some weopon and the other guy with a slingshot
And the guy who got thrown in the lion pin,thing
And Noah's arc,you know,the guy who forgot the UNICORNS
And Jesus being born on Christmas
And Jesus being hung on the cross for speaking truth (I think he was just saying that he's a son of God?)
And the story of Jesus feeding people Fish and bread
And the story when Jesus came back to life
And the story of Jesus walking on water with someone
And the story of that one dad who had a favorite son
And the story about the Devil once being a good angel
And the story-
Everyone:"SHUT UP"
Ok, ok,I will!
yeesh
Anyway Merry Christmas and. . .
uh. . .
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hohoho :3
