Snapchat pick-up lines || SoonHoon

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daddycorporalsfiretruck

|Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

|They were cooked in Greece.

flourcentsneakers

|How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

daddycorporalsfiretruck

|ur good at this too?

|wow...

flourcentsneakers

|Today, my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

|better than you.

daddycorporalsfiretruck

|The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

|no one's better than me

flourcentsneakers

|My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

|well, you just found some1 who is.

daddycorporalsfiretruck

|oof

|Is it hot in here or is it just you?

flourcentsneakers

|ehh, just me.

|sorry not sorry

daddycorporalsfiretruck

|When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!

|sassy?

flourcentsneakers

|classy*

daddycorporalsfiretruck

|oh gawd.

flourcentsneakers

|yeah, what's up?

daddycorporalsfiretruck

|...

|I just-

|aish, nvm

flourcentsneakers

|ok?

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um yeah wanted to give, well bless, you with an update cuz I'm normally superrr slow at bringing Y'all any updates.......... bye.....