She Won't Be Long (She Hopes) a/n

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(Useless) Authors (again~ I use this term on myself loosely!) Note:

Merry Christmas!

(Yes my lovelies I plagarised my own She's So Heavy Story to copy and paste my a/n here)

Nope you don't, unfortunately, get a present of a new chapter from me.....

☆ Cause I am unorganised. AKA Lazy.

☆ Have brats of children (although I love my brats dearly)

☆ Have little to no gifts ready. (I've self diagnosed myself Christmasphobic- hoping this excuse saves me Christmas morning....)

☆ Am (stupidly!?!) cooking Christmas goodies...
Cakes, puddings, sausage rolls in 33+°c (or 91.4+°F for all you snow bound folk) update: 41°c or nearly 106F yesterday and today. (Aka - idiot for not just buying ready made)

It's so humid and hot and with the Aircon on full it still does not help me as I try to live up to my English roots~ so all you peps bundled up rubbing your frigid hands together... think of me on Christmas day sweat pooling in armpits, dripping down my spine, blobbing onto the turkey as I carve it for my 17 guests!
Oh Btw I won't mention going for a swim in my pool before, during and after Christmas gift giving! Oops I mentioned! Haha

Its so hot, I've listed this on ebay....

Its so hot, I've listed this on ebay

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☆ And my last excuse........ still hiding my writing from my 'Hi huny I'm home 24/7 for the next 3 weeks' husband.

Perhaps while you enjoy your holidays you may like to read some awesome romance with kiwi747 + SminkingOfGin or gipping tales of MissODell perhaps Julian sagas of  MagicMaloo maybe some angst and trauma with Xpen7777 .
Something different? funny? try Christine_Owen or MadameTango

💥🌋 Merry 🎄🎁 Christmas 🧣🧤

💥🌋 Merry 🎄🎁 Christmas 🧣🧤

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