Crabs Are Delicious

Crabs

I have something to say... i once... shoved a kit kat in my vagina for a dare but it melted because people took long to snap chat it so i had my friend Rock lick it out. But he didnt tell me he had cold sores and crabs in his mustache... so the next day my forest jungle pubes were all itchy and i started to get little red bumps everywhere. Then the crabs started to eat the sores because thats what they ate when they ran out it started to touch my g spot. It kept giving me orgasms but by then they grew 3 inches, like a whole army. I just picked them off and brought them over to my family's hot pot and we had a good meal.

I dont know what to do because my family is now sick. My cousin grew a crab leg and hes starting to get really mean. Hes not my cousin anymore and im really scared

Okay its been a few days and my mom started to grow little bumps on her stomach. I think they might be eggs. You can literally pick them off. I accidentally put it on the sushi and my dad ate them thinking it was fish eggs. He says theyre really good so i think ill try them too. Brb. Oh theyre pretty yummy actually. I might be able to harvest some myself too. My cousin grew another leg and i broke the first one off and boiled it cause i got hungry. Seafood is great man.

So yesterday i scooped a bit of my mom's roe and put it inside my sister's vagina after i chloroformed her at our chrismtas party. She woke up the next day screaming and i ran into her room because I remembered what i did the night before. I was in shock with what i saw... she was bleeding everywhere with little crabs crawling out of her pussy and i couldnt believe it! More crabs! More hot pot. I rolled her a blunt laced with black tar and lit it for her so she would relax a little. I proceeded to clean up for our new year's hot pot with our aunts and uncle in Connecticut

I placed them in this little red bucket that i used to shower with my chicken poxs infected cousins. I think theres still some chicken pocs bacteria in there because we never cleaned it with bleach, only hand soap my grandma Jeenie hand made for us. Anyways, my cousin with the growing crab legs grew those crab antennas and theyre so cool! He could literally sense me when i try to cut off his arms! He caught me an hour ago and slice my neck open and warned me to never do that again. I cried and my mom made me feel better by stitching me up and gave me a handfull of her crab eggs. My dad got kinda mad because he signed a contract with apple saying only he could consume her eggs, saying it was a "territorial instinct of lovers of the abyssal zone" i dont know what that meant but its some mermaid shit.

I walked up and left cause i wasnt having any of my dad's shit. Hes been so different since our first hot pot so i left to my sister's room to check up on her. When i opened the door it smelled like complete bile... the stitches i made for her ripped up pussy was bitten open. There were some crabs that i didnt see and they ate up to her throat exposing all of her insides. I just picked up the remaining crabs that were now 7 pounds heavy. They literally made such a BIG MESS! Im mad because first my cousin slices my neck open, my dad hates me, and my sisters rotting! What a waste of a blunt. Black tar heroin is so expensive too. I hate my life

I mean her dying wasnt that bad because i now have a room! I used to sleep with the family crab named Kenny. Hes around 4.5 feet tall and its around 300 pounds. My dad made me sleep with Kenny instead of the closet because it was technically my fault that everything is happening. I threw my sister's body all over my shoulder and went back to the red bucket. There i saw crabs with red bumps everywhere. They looked kinda delicious and my stomach rumbled but i had to hold myself back for next week's hot pot. I fed them my sister's body so they can get big and juicy! The legs are my favorite! I really wish i could eat my cousin's... but he wont let me. Hes grown 4 at this point! So selfish of him. Hes a grumpy orange grandpa smh

Ugh everything is a mess! I walked in the red bucket room to see my dad covered in whip lashes eating all the bumpy crabs! Bitch i was fucking growing my crabs. I round house kicked him to stop him but he kept going at it. Blood was everywhere at this point. Sigh i gotta clean this up AGAIN! I kicked him again and this time he stopped. He looked back at me with small crabs crawling out his eye socket. Well he couldnt look at me because they ate his eyes but you know what i mean. He jumped after me and i whipped out my genji sword that i bought from Hanzo at the 626 night market. I slice him in half with it with one cut! Ive never done that before! Ive been practicing a lot you know!!

But yeah, he stopped moving for a bit but after a solid 5 seconds he got up and his torso launched itself at me and tried to gouge my eyeballs out screaming "gIvE mE yOUr pussy xd" i scream and ripped his head from his neck. I was panting so hard. I killed my father.... i hope my mom isnt mad or anything.... i ordered my cousin to clean up the room. Lets just hope he doesnt get infected with the chicken pox like my dad did. I walked out of the red bucket room to see my mom crying with her dress covered in black blood?? It had this really distinct smell to it tho, kind of sweet if you were wondering。

I walked up and placed my hand on her shoulder to ask her what was wrong. She immediately grabbed my hand and through her oily wet hair she looked at my eye and whispered some latin shit. I went down on my knees and asked her to repeat it.

She said she was okay but the moment i licked her neck she went bat shit crAZY! She raised her hand to my neck where the stitches were and yanked it. I couldnt breathe. Blood was gushing everywhere. My body started to get cold. She got ontop of me and started to fuck me with her stomach. I felt every single little crab climb through my vaginal and anal canal. It felt kind of good but if my mom wasnt raping me or re opened my slited throat it wouldve been a banger porno in Heavy R。

I passed out when she crushed my windpipes. When i woke up everything was white. I was expecting to be in so much pain with what happened to my sister. I touched my neck, it was perfect?? With no scar. I looked around but it was just a white room with no window, no door. This is weird i thought to myself. In the corner of my eye i saw a steel table with a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I walked over to it and my stomach rumbled. Its been days since ive eaten (i assumed) and I opened the cereal box. I started to grab handfuls of this amazing cereal. It tasted like heaven. Sweet cinnamon bites in my mouth. Ive never felt so happy before. I drank the cereal. Its sharp corners cutting my throat didnt matter to me because it tasted SO GOOOD. Nothing mattered to me. Not even the crabs.