Survivor: Transylvania

Episode 2: " As Ugly as My Aunt Betty on Drugs "

As the Sicriu tribe arrives back to their clearing, not a lot else happens. 

Ryebuck: "Tribal went perfectly. Grindelwald left, which mean our tribe could be stronger. Let's hope tomorrow will be a reward challenge. Not ready to lose again. The choice was really between them, Buggy or Parker. Buggy as they are not social, and Parker as they rub people the wrong way. I believed that voting out Grindelwald would be best for the tribe..."

Devin: "well, that bitch Grindelwald decided to throw my name out there tonight, so I got a vote which sucks, but he went home unanimously, so I ain't bothered, he can get slaughtered"

Karan: "well, last tribal was very easy. Nothing crazy happened. It would be interesting to know who this person really is. However, Tomasso has indirectly put himself as the leader of this tribe, which I don't like. I'm just looking for the right time to target him. The plan is to target Goku next for now."

Others ponder about the next vote if they lose. Lara, having talked to mostly Ryebuck and Devin, thinks of turning on Devin because he seems like a power player. 

Lara: "I have a 3 person alliance with Oscar and Philbert now. I feel like 3 people is a pretty ideal size. I have a feeling Doja Cat is the next to go."

However, she doesn't realize Zach and Devin are close allies. Zach, hearing Lara's plans for the next tribal, quickly seeks out Devin while he's beginning to get ready for bed. They go into the woods "to use the toilet." 

"Shh," Zach says, holding a finger up while the rest of the tribe brushes their teeth with... plants. He tells Devin how Lara was throwing his name out there to TDFan earlier during the day. 

Devin: "so Oscar pulls me aside after tribal, and tells me Goku threw my name out, so Goku is the next to go in my book, and I won't tell anyone about Oscar saying that Goku targeted me, so I will keep my mouth shut to build trust with him"

As the sun goes down, Blackheart, having been dragged to a secluded area, begrudgingly gives a confessional.

Blackheart: "Yeah season wise I'm boring. Not much strategizing on my end. Although I did form an alliance of 5 with another inner alliance of 3. But at this rate I could sneeze and vote off anyone. Blackheart 5567 is dead. This is the new me. I am... TOMMASO CIAMPA!! Wait that's my character... I need like a new legit profile name...I'll get back to you on that." 

Pondering over the vote, he continues: "I didn't choose to vote Grindlewald btw. Philbert tossed the name out there and he had been mia. Plus he replaced Colin Farrell. Nobody replaces Colin Farrell... If we lose again, I'm leaning towards Victoria Justice because I'm more of a Hannah Montana fan. Although Goku is an insanely overrated Dragon Ball character.... I also prefer Big Buggys over Little Buggys. And we all know how I feel about cats. And who the fuck is Rory Gilmore!? But anyone who uses a neighbors mailbox as a profile pic has got to go... Philbert is a awful name. Where's Gargano when you need him... I guess I'm just going to have to #DIY.... And Bob Ross can go fly a kite"

Salty that Suzanne beat him in the challenge earlier, he stays up late whispering with others, and finally sleeps. 

~~~

Cia delivers Treemail around midnight, but Noel delivers it again the next morning! Both tribes have two copies of the same treemail...

TREEMAIL:

You think you can hold 240 pounds?
Then let's hope your willpower is rather sound.
Two from each tribe will stand and be tested,
While opposers will send trivia suggested.