There's no way in hell did Bakugou dreamed of hearing those words coming out of Midoriya's mouth.
Fuck.
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"What the hell?!"
I didn't mean to blurt it out like that, I'm shooked and didn't know what to say. I mean, it's an All Might limited edition figurine, and it's sold out before I had the chance to look over it.
Life sucks.
I suddenly felt a shiver run down my spine as I register the sharp and dumbfounded looks that my classmates are giving me.
Holy shit, did they hear me?
Sweet Jesus, I promised to myself to only curse inside my head.
"Midoriya, how could you say such thing, it's inappropriate and abide the laws of humanities?!" came Iida's voice as he started to spout nonsense and spit at the same time.
Excuse me, what?
It didn't really help me as my classmates give Iida such approving nods.
"Since when did you start saying such words Midoriya-kun, if you don't mind me asking?" there's Momo-san's polite voice as she asked me ridiculous question on how and when stuffs.
I didn't really have a choice but to answer right?
"W-well, my mom heard me say 'fucking shit' when I was still in middle school so she didn't really mind now." I explained to them.
My mom is a cinnamon roll and she is understanding, go find yourself one.
"Midoriya-kun!"
"Midoriya!"
"Deku!"
"Guys calm down, Mom gave me a beating in the ass after she heard me say that, in fact I can still feel it deep inside hehe"
"Midoriya-chan!"
"Izuku-kun!"
They're reacting pretty good, might as well feed them French~
"Yeah, it hurts like a bitch, it felt so numb like a dragon's dick made its way down my ass!" I said, a little bit exaggerated as I told them my story.
I'm getting into character~
"Midoriya, you can't say such profanities!"
"Yes Midoriya, you can't just talk with inappropriate words between sentences, it's not how you speak properly"
"B-but what I'm saying are proper and with dignity!"
Holy shit, I'm-- I...I...I can't breath ahahahahahahahaha.
"How could you say that those words are appropriate Midoriya-kun?!"
Iida is soooo dense, isn't it obvious ?!
What I'm saying is the truth !
"Well, it's French oui..."
"..."
"Woah, Aoyama-san you're my saviour!"
I ran towards Aoyama-kun and bear hugged him.
"Shall I treat you for dinner, la foule?~"
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I hope you like it, 'sbeen a while since I updated my books.
I gained some pretty good ideas and I'm having problem with how I write my stories and it's giving me a headache.
Thanks 🎶~
